The Over-Developed Calves Thread

[rollhead]

[rollhead]

[rollhead]

[rollhead]

Well, I bet she has nice calves, too.

[sonic1]

Rollie, can't you get your kicks off in private?

It's ok if you wanna get off and all, but in public it's kind of...well, gross.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by sonic1

Rollie, can't you get your kicks off in private?

It's ok if you wanna get off and all, but in public it's kind of...well, gross.

Sonic... can't you go be depressed somewhere else?

you are just kind of ... well, pathetic.

[Chris D]

Originally Posted by rollhead

you are just kind of ... well, pathetic.

Someone is gazing in the mirror thinking he's looking out the window.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by Chris D

Someone is gazing in the mirror thinking he's looking out the window.

Spoken by the King of Sanctimony.

Originally Posted by Chris D

We were at a festival and the governor was about 15 feet away saluting the veterans and their fallen comrades. Full color guard present. Several disabled veterans in wheel chairs. Some old guard guys in their dress blues.

Two teens in front of us, walking through the crowd to the carnival on the other side, said, sotto voice, "Fuck that guy," meaning the governor. It was all I could do not to grab them each by the neck, but I did get out a fast "Show some respect!" They double stepped it out of there red-faced.

What a pile of sanctimonous crap this is.

[sonic1]

Rollie, you are so righteous.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by sonic1

Rollie, you are so righteous.

but no nearly so pathetically, depressingly righteous as you are sconic1.

Read a few more college books and get back to me on this... I would focus more on Schopenhauer and his critique of hip hop. That should bring your intellectual pretentiousness up to speed.

I am impressed that you are passionate about your "genius" schoolmates who love songs about guns and bitch-slapping "hos" but your dainty composition is grossed out by a woman's calves.

(now please bring in the rest of your Hallelujah Chorus, with Chris D and tweedledee-dumb and tweedle-dumber)

[sonic1]

Originally Posted by rollhead

but no nearly so pathetically, depressingly righteous as you are sconic1.

Read a few more college books and get back to me on this... I would focus more on Schopenhauer and his critique of hip hop. That should bring your intellectual pretentiousness up to speed.

(now please bring in the rest of your Hallelujah Chorus, with Chris D and tweedledee-dumb and tweedle-dumber)

How many sorts of exchanges like this do you need to experience before you realize, "hey, I think I am a self righteous asshole?"

If you have not learned this at your age, you may never learn.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by sonic1

How many sorts of exchanges like this do you need to experience before you realize, "hey, I think I am a self righteous asshole?"

If you have not learned this at your age, you may never learn.

Nor will I learn that you have an endless bag of inanities to call upon.

[sonic1]

If your cut-n-paste style of articles found on the web is supposed to be more advanced academically speaking, you are right, you are more advanced than me.

Sorry you are a little hot because I asked you to flesh worship in private. But for one so righteous as yourself-always calling out people on their lack of having YOUR opinion-I guess I should have expected your response.

[claude]

Jeez everyone's grumpy around here lately.

As for over-developed calves, how about over-developed everything:

[Scott Dolan]

Originally Posted by claude

Jeez everyone's grumpy around here lately.

As for over-developed calves, how about over-developed everything:

Kinda looks like this broad I saw while having dinner at The Westin St. Louis one evening last year. Except she was black, and had an incredibly hot face. She was daze inducing from the neck up. But from the neck down..........

[sonic1]

[claude]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Kinda looks like this broad I saw while having dinner at The Westin St. Louis one evening last year. Except she was black, and had an incredibly hot face. She was daze inducing from the neck up. But from the neck down..........

It must take years of steroids & growth hormones etc etc along with a lot of time in the weight room to reach that kind of look. It really makes you wonder what would drive a person to that kind of extreme?

[jazzgirl]

addiction

[Scott Dolan]

Originally Posted by claude

It must take years of steroids & growth hormones etc etc along with a lot of time in the weight room to reach that kind of look. It really makes you wonder what would drive a person to that kind of extreme?

I suppose it's an obssession. I love to work out and stay fit, but I can't see taking it that far.

I think it looks rather disgusting really. Though this chick I saw did have one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen. Not something you normally see on body builder broads.

[Enforcer]

The physique of a woman bodybuilder isn't my cup of tea, but there's something about a woman who shows that much dedication to something that I do find attractive. There's a fairly serious female bodybuilder who works out at my gym and, like Scott's acquaintance, she has a very pretty face. This woman works out harder than most of the men. Unlike the girls who are up their to show off, with their hair and makeup done, wearing perfume, this girl just walks in, lifts the weights and leaves without even acknowledging anybody else in the place. Awesome.

One thing I've noticed is that women who strength train usually have great form. Unlike some of the guys who are self-conscious about how many plates are on the bar, the women just try to use the form they're taught and do the reps the right way. Some of the guys, especially the younger ones trying to impress everyone in the gym, stack the barbell with their one rep max and scream and cheat their way through one useless rep thinking they're some kind of hot shit. You don't see women doing that, and consequently, they get better results.

[Sandi22]

On the evening news yesterday, they were saying that teenage girls are now into steroids, it's becoming a trend.

That picture of the steroided up woman is unbelievable. With her, that has to be obsession, an addiction, as no one in the right frame of mind could think this condition is attactive or even healthy for that matter.

[Brian Olewnick]

[Scott Dolan]

Man do I fucking hate the gym. And just hearing stories like that confirms why. I've always worked out at home, alone.

[Enforcer]

I would definitely prefer to work out at home if I still could. I just don't have the space anymore. I'm with you, it's not my scene at all.

[Mike Schwartz]

Originally Posted by claude

Jeez everyone's grumpy around here lately.

As for over-developed calves, how about over-developed everything:

The next frame is of the poor guy, whose hand she's clutching, writhing in pain on his knees, as she squeezes the circulation completely out of his hands!!

[sonic1]

I don't understand the obsession in men or women. I mean, why work out so hard, just to look fat in your clothes?

Plus, all those body builders end up dehydrating themselves so much over the years that they get that leather stretched-over look. Yuck.

But we are all into weird shit. I mean, what up with a bunch of geeks that sit around and listen to wiry jazz all day long, waste all their money on music, etc. etc.

As long as one is not hurting others, who cares what they do?

[Scott Dolan]

I didn't think anyone was getting that bent out of shape about it.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by sonic1

I don't understand the obsession in men or women. I mean, why work out so hard, just to look fat in your clothes?

Plus, all those body builders end up dehydrating themselves so much over the years that they get that leather stretched-over look. Yuck.

But we are all into weird shit. I mean, what up with a bunch of geeks that sit around and listen to wiry jazz all day long, waste all their money on music, etc. etc.

As long as one is not hurting others, who cares what they do?

Yes, you are into the misogyny of rap. I pefer to admire women.

Glad you have your priorities straight.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by sonic1

If your cut-n-paste style of articles found on the web is supposed to be more advanced academically speaking, you are right, you are more advanced than me.

Sorry you are a little hot because I asked you to flesh worship in private. But for one so righteous as yourself-always calling out people on their lack of having YOUR opinion-I guess I should have expected your response.

No, Sonic1... I am just calling you out for being the pseudo-intellectual jackass that you are.

You see utterly no irony in defending on one thread an "art" that insults and degrades women ... while at the same time insulting someone who loves the female form.

Your massive sense of inferiority and glaring chip on the shoulder doesn't bother me as much as you think it does.

Besides, I suspect it will abate once you get your correspondence college degree.

Let me know when your diploma comes in the mail, I will send you a gift certificate to Baskin and Robbins, and you can get a scoop of bubble gum ice cream.

[sonic1]

Originally Posted by rollhead

Yes, you are into the misogyny of rap. I pefer to admire women.

Glad you have your priorities straight.

If you knew how to read you would see that I don't even listen to rap. I was simply suggesting that rap did nothing unusual. Reading is a good way to not look like an idiot Rolls.

Plus I don't know that I would call what you were doing "admiring".