June-5th-2007, 03:49 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Did you ever?
Take off your shoes and it smelled like hot fresh popcorn?
yummy
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June-5th-2007, 04:11 PM
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colors outside the lines
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MWA-HA-HA!!!
MWA-HA-HA!!!
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June-5th-2007, 04:13 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Tip, it's time to put yourself in your happy place.
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June-5th-2007, 04:19 PM
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colors outside the lines
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WHY? Expliquez, s'il vous plait.
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June-5th-2007, 04:22 PM
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what a swell party this is
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June-5th-2007, 04:22 PM
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colors outside the lines
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I am happy!
Oh it's okay for Roll to make scratch 'n' sniff comments in reference to me but somehow I am not supposed to show him what that really means - to shelter him (and all who choose to remain ignorant) from the truth?
Is that what you meant? I really am not into the cryptic stuff. Just say it.
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June-5th-2007, 04:22 PM
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It's always fun when Tippz has been drinking heavily.
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June-5th-2007, 04:23 PM
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colors outside the lines
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I haven't been drinking anything.
oh this place is SO DONE. Me too. chow chow oversensitive suckaz
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June-5th-2007, 04:25 PM
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colors outside the lines
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I mean I am not even allowed to defend myself - THAT offends you guys? For real? That is too rich for my book. Anytime I do - I am drinking again, or insane, psycho, you name it. Really the world is made up of different types of people. Believe it or not but it really is.
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June-5th-2007, 04:27 PM
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I love you for your over-developed imagination, Tippz.
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June-5th-2007, 04:29 PM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
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Do you like your feet slathered in butter, Tip?
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June-5th-2007, 04:31 PM
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Suddenly I want to suck on Tippy's toes. 
Hey Tippz, come to Viz so I can investigate this whole fucking shoe business of yours.
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June-5th-2007, 04:32 PM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
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One time when I went to see Rocky Horror at the midnight movies when I was a teenager they were throwing popcorn and some of it got in my shoe. That was one time when I took off my shoes and it smelled like hot popcorn, although maybe not fresh.
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June-5th-2007, 04:35 PM
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Unflappable
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Mmm....hot-buttered Tippy toes.....
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June-5th-2007, 04:38 PM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
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If I stand on my tippy toes, it doesn't hurt. But if I stand on your Tippy toes, that would really hurt, huh? Weird.
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June-5th-2007, 04:45 PM
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colors outside the lines
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unless you were Jiminy Crickett, it probably should hurt.
How did Jiminy get his name I wonder?
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June-5th-2007, 04:49 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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No attack Tip, just warm and friendly advice.
I would never hurt you.
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June-5th-2007, 04:54 PM
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colors outside the lines
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I guess I just was hurt that you thought I wasn't already in a happy place and that put me in a not happy place PLUS I had to figure out what you could be talking about. But my email pals didn't much like the popcorn feet either - one of them said "it ruined popcorn for [them]." Another admitted "no comment."
So I proceeded to provide them with the proprietary recipe which I will reveal to you all one step at a time
POPCORN FEET
2 feet, freshly scrubbed and shower fresh
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June-5th-2007, 04:57 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Is that anything like Popsicle Toes?
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June-5th-2007, 06:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clinthopson
Is that anything like Popsicle Toes?
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Nooooooooooo!!!!
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June-5th-2007, 06:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
I mean I am not even allowed to defend myself - THAT offends you guys? For real? That is too rich for my book. Anytime I do - I am drinking again, or insane, psycho, you name it. Really the world is made up of different types of people. Believe it or not but it really is.
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You don't need to defend. Just keep putting up those 3-pointers!
My shoes don't smell like popcorn. They smell like petroleum byproducts with a little stearic acid. It's not a smell to put me in a happy place. And don't talk to me about "Odor Eaters." Snake oil, that is.
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June-5th-2007, 06:40 PM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Dave
Nooooooooooo!!!!
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I could offer Doc up on a platter about the whole popsicle toes thing, but I won't.
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June-5th-2007, 06:43 PM
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Jon
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Upon removal from my shoes, my feet reek in a wash-me-and-put-on-fresh-socks-immediately way. However, there's a huge difference between ladies' feet and mens'.
Feet are considered an erogenous area of women in some cultures.
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June-5th-2007, 07:34 PM
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holier than thou
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Mine are an erroneous area.
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June-5th-2007, 07:58 PM
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Something about butter-tasting toes strikes me as kinda off-putting. I like my toe pheremones unaltered.
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June-5th-2007, 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jesus marion joseph
Mine are an erroneous area.
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They fit you perfectly. 
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June-6th-2007, 01:01 AM
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User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by steve(thelil)
I could offer Doc up on a platter about the whole popsicle toes thing, but I won't.
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Get outta here. Michael Franks blows. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
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June-6th-2007, 01:04 AM
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Tragically Impressionable
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
Take off your shoes and it smelled like hot fresh popcorn?
yummy
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Tippy I totally know what you are talking about.
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June-6th-2007, 01:54 AM
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with a twist
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You would.
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June-6th-2007, 02:01 AM
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Tragically Impressionable
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awww...if you could only get a whif of me after a long performance. Popcorn is just the start of it.
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