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Repubigans Are Idiots (an' whatnot)
I swears to Gods, I has never in my entire lifetimes in this earth, which has got to be between 20-1,000,000 years at least, not countins evolution, that Repubigans must be the biggest group of idiots on the planet, not much to mentions the solar systems of this dumbass milky ways.
I means, I'ms all into reality and whatnot, but talks about spin!!!
"Gays is responsbile for the downfall of sociexty?"
In what album?!? Does they visit straight peoples' houses and ramrod them in the front door?
"Guilianis is a hero on 9/11?"
This boofus showed what a bonhead he is by beins all macho for the next six bad for our country years. Not only did he marry his first cousin, he has that stupidass haircut makes him look only 86 years old, not 92. Yeah, I'm gonna thanks this guy for lookins out for me and my family, which consists ofa cat since I got fireds.
"Immigartns are going to destroy our country."
Name me one dumby right wing moron who ain't an immigrant, except for the Native Americans, who I deeply freel bad for because we killeds them many times over, but at least now they have casinos to make money. Maybe thats theyre way of gettins back and whatnot! We ruined them and they're lovins the earth ways, so they just beat us at blackjack and craps.
"Sex is bad."
Gimme a break. Its the true nature of loves, which Darryl has partaken of many, many times. I thinks they're all bitter and whatnot because they're so goddamn ugly that no one, not even a cow named Elsie, would share they're spirit with them.
If Repubigans would just stop beins all bitter and Limbaughed up, they might find that love is grand and that divisibe meanness only makes them smallheaded.
And then they might gain a point in a gallup poll.
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