Old July-5th-2007, 08:28 PM   #1
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Bumpersticker '08

Let this be a thread for observing real, or creating fake, bumpersticker slogans for the loo-ooo-ong 2008 campaign season in which we are all stuck.

Watching her eloquent and charismatic husband Bill, the greatest asset the Democratic party wields now and wielded in 2000 (the Gore camp were fools to not max out the Clinton factor), campaign for Hillary this weekend on the C-Span, and continuing my prejudice in favor of Gov Richardson of New Mexico as a perfect Veep candidate, I cannot imagine a better Dem sticker design than:

Hillary Clinton
Bill Richardson

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Old July-5th-2007, 09:00 PM   #2
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Old July-6th-2007, 10:20 AM   #3
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Old July-6th-2007, 10:54 AM   #4
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One which I saw on a car at a July 4 fireworks display:

FOR OUR COUNTRY
FOR OUR CHILDREN
FOR OUR FUTURE
PLEASE
VOTE REPUBLICAN!
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Old July-6th-2007, 11:19 AM   #5
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Notice they apparently believe they have to beg in bold print.
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Old July-6th-2007, 11:24 AM   #6
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Actually, the bumper sticker was red, white and blue. The lettering was all black, except for the PLEASE, which was in red, and larger than the rest of the lettering.
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Old July-6th-2007, 11:29 AM   #7
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It's off-topic, but Monte, since you and me is boys, I know you'll be ok with it.

Saw this on the back window of a Dodge Ram truck yesterday:

Dodge the father
Ram the daughter
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Old July-6th-2007, 12:07 PM   #8
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Actually, the bumper sticker was red, white and blue. The lettering was all black, except for the PLEASE, which was in red, and larger than the rest of the lettering.
Like I said, begging.
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Old July-6th-2007, 12:11 PM   #9
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Old July-6th-2007, 12:22 PM   #10
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Much more comfortable with it this way:

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Old July-6th-2007, 02:13 PM   #11
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Dodge the father
Ram the daughter
Nice.

You all know the magnetic ribbons are multiplying. First it was the yellow ribbons which quite rightly ask that we support the troops. Then you get similar ribbons wanting to support fire fighters, the coast guard, boy scouts, etc. There are anti-breast cancer ribbons. Great, all worthy things. But come on. So it was nice to see a gaudy, shimmery ribbon that you couldn't really read unless you were pretty much riding the car's bumper: it said SUPPORT SLUTS.
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Old July-6th-2007, 04:44 PM   #12
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it said SUPPORT SLUTS.
Was it on Paris Hilton's McLaren Mercedes?
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Was it on Paris Hilton's McLaren Mercedes?
Not unless she's slumming in Loudoun County.
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On the back of a car in front of me this afternoon:

God Made Adam and Eve, Satan Made Adam and Steve

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Is it me, or are the outrageously stupid "Baby On Board" signs trying to make a comeback?
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Old April-17th-2008, 08:56 PM   #17
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Saw this one today:

"Yeehaw!" is not a foreign policy.
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Impeach Bush. Torture Cheney.
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Yo y mi mama votaremos por Obama!
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Old May-2nd-2008, 03:55 PM   #22
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I saw a good one on a Honda CRV.

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bumper!
sticker!
bumper!
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Old May-10th-2008, 10:17 AM   #25
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Yeah, that captures the last few years quite succinctly.
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Fixed:

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Yeah, that captures the last few years quite succinctly in a formula dorks are comfortable with.
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"Don't believe everything you think."
That is a good one. The reverse holds true as well.
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Hey, it was a sympathetic boost to the post count on your year-old dorky thread.

Keep on truckin’
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