July-12th-2007, 08:48 AM
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New Homeland Security Threat Levels
Michael Chertoff told the Chicago Tribune "his gut told him" it was likely there would be terrorist threats agains the US this summer. In tribute to his gut, a new set of threat levels has been created:
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July-12th-2007, 09:39 AM
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holier than thou
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That Danger Dog looks used.....
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July-12th-2007, 09:43 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Take a look at the guy and ask yourself would you trust your family's safety with him.
My gut tells me ....
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July-12th-2007, 10:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jesus marion joseph
That Danger Dog looks used.....
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When I was a SO cook in a sports bar many moons ago we called those tommydogs. Slice e'm down the middle, load 'em up with chedder, wrap with bacon, and drop n the deep fryer til done.
Yummy fucking business, my friends!
Last edited by Scott Dolan; July-12th-2007 at 10:45 AM.
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July-12th-2007, 10:50 AM
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Middle Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
When I was a SO cook in a sports bar many moons ago we called those tommydogs. Slice e'm down the middle, load 'em up with chedder, wrap with bacon, and drop n the deep fryer til done.
Yummy fucking business, my friends!
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How about fedexing a couple of those to the Vice President?
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July-12th-2007, 12:58 PM
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holier than thou
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Root Doctor
How about fedexing a couple of those to the Vice President?
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Cheney Dogs!
Last edited by jesus marion joseph; July-12th-2007 at 12:59 PM.
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July-12th-2007, 01:36 PM
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dickeydogs
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July-12th-2007, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
When I was a SO cook in a sports bar many moons ago we called those tommydogs. Slice e'm down the middle, load 'em up with chedder, wrap with bacon, and drop n the deep fryer til done.
Yummy fucking business, my friends!
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That's it! That is exactly it! I can't eat 'em--it's enough for me to look at them and my cholesterol rises 10 points.
PS: Dickeydogs!
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July-12th-2007, 07:33 PM
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Registered User
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Lewis Black came up with three good ones but I can't seem to remember them right now.
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July-12th-2007, 08:10 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shrugs
Lewis Black came up with three good ones but I can't seem to remember them right now.
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His Security Threat Levels are:
1. Jesus Christ
2. Goddammit
3. F**k Me
It's a bit dated, but it's still funny. Watch his standup routine on the subject by clicking here.
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July-12th-2007, 09:16 PM
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It's a bit dated, but it's still funny.
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Not really.
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July-12th-2007, 09:17 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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As always, you're entitled to your opinion, as am I, Scott.
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July-12th-2007, 09:33 PM
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And, as always, I'm right, and you are wrong.
Sucks to be you.
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July-12th-2007, 10:25 PM
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Hahahahaha..... 
Now THAT was funny!!
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July-12th-2007, 10:37 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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Very Dolan-ish.
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July-12th-2007, 11:55 PM
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Well now! For a change you're right. 
Actually, I like Louie Black. But I thought that whole thing was kinda lame for him. But, to be fair, he is one of those hit or miss types.
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July-13th-2007, 12:20 AM
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Peace and Light!
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Fixed
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Acordaros que aquí os queremos infinito!
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July-13th-2007, 09:17 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
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How about doggy dicks?
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
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