Old August-9th-2003, 01:40 PM   #1
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Monkey Shortage

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In the name of medical research, I'm gonna give up music and open a Monkey Ranch.

Movin' to Montana soon (next to the fields of lovely dental floss)....
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Old August-10th-2003, 12:05 PM   #2
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Ten thousand bucks for a rhesus macaque monkey? And they're slow to reproduce? When you start that farm, count me in. Do you suppose rhesus monkey pornographic films would, um, stimulate them to reproduce?

Oooh, I gotta send Cookie a check...forgot...
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Old August-10th-2003, 12:17 PM   #3
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Ten thousand bucks for a rhesus macaque monkey? And they're slow to reproduce? When you start that farm, count me in. Do you suppose rhesus monkey pornographic films would, um, stimulate them to reproduce?....
Ut oh, monkey see, monkey do.
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Old August-10th-2003, 12:25 PM   #4
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I know monkey porn rarely gets me off.
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