September-17th-2007, 09:03 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Is Anal Belching For You?
I have no article.
No study.....nothing to prove this is an issue.
But I do have gas on occasion. Do you?
I'd like to think that flatulence should have some significance in our lives. After all, it is the brunt of every excrement oriented joke on the planet.
What say you?
Got gas?
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September-17th-2007, 09:15 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melrose, MA
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My whole family farts. But no one seems to enjoy it as much as me.
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September-17th-2007, 10:24 PM
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Registered Eater
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Location: Monroe, Connecticut and/or Newfane, Vermont
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Most women refuse to admit that they fart at all. My wife is the only woman I know who farts as unabashedly as a man. And you wonder why I fell in love with her?
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September-17th-2007, 10:42 PM
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When we started having gall bladder trouble, it was actual belching, and forget about farting, it was the real deal, and with no warning, I mean it was something else. Rich had to change his diet totally, as he will not go in to have it taken care of. When we sell the ranch, if he hasn't bought another one, he is going in to get it fixed while it's still an easy simple procedure, before it becomes deadly. I waited too long as I've been there and done that as far as hospitals go and I can't bear to even watch hospital dramas or comedy's on television or in a movie, so I put it off thinking I'd get better, I would and then there's go the temperatures again, then I'd get better, so I just stayed away from the doctors. Funny, but it bothers me more to go visit someone in a hospital, that it does to go into one myself. Anyway, just know that if that has never been a problem before that it could be that. It can change your social life in an instant.
Last edited by Sandi22; September-17th-2007 at 10:44 PM.
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September-21st-2007, 02:50 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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Pull my finger.
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Stand clear of the doors
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September-21st-2007, 02:59 PM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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Better hope she never sees that post, Jimmy. :-)
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September-21st-2007, 03:12 PM
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My wife farts on occassion. Of course, when she does it it's the funniest goddamn thing known to mankind. When I do it it's "disgusting". But to be fair, my farts are a rather protracted affair.
And our good friend Cappz can testify to the fact that Mr. Pootz (how do you think he came about that name?) and myself can blow the doors off of any joint.
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September-21st-2007, 03:20 PM
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The Bluegrass
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It's a measure of when the honeymoon's over, farting at will. Ever notice how no one farts in the beginning of a relationship?
Well, some might. Scott, for instance.
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Last edited by Gary Sisco; September-21st-2007 at 03:21 PM.
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September-21st-2007, 03:26 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
And our good friend Cappz can testify to the fact that Mr. Pootz (how do you think he came about that name?) and myself can blow the doors off of any joint.
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Oh yeah? I challenge you and Mr. Pootz to a duel.
And long live Joanne and Jimmy. 
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September-21st-2007, 03:28 PM
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banned
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Gary, I shit my pants with pride from day one when I met Kelly. She used to refer to it as m mating call.
See, I eat my food really fast. It's a habit you learn in the joint, as you know. So I end up gulping in a lot of air with my food which evetually comes out the other end. 90% of them don't stink because there is no gas involved.
When there IS gas involved, oy..............shit'll make you eyeballs melt.
Last edited by Scott Dolan; September-21st-2007 at 03:31 PM.
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September-21st-2007, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
Oh yeah? I challenge you and Mr. Pootz to a duel.
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Um, no.
You'd likely have more positive results challenging Mike Tyson to a 12 rounder.
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September-21st-2007, 03:34 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Scott, I create recipes for supreme fart ability but if you want to be overconfident...cool. I'll give you a freebie: black beans in any salad.
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September-21st-2007, 03:38 PM
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I don't need beans. Those are for amateurs like yourself.
But, have it you way. Next Viz hang if you want to skip the lame excuses and show up, I'll be more than happy to show you how professionals do it.
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September-21st-2007, 03:49 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Your post implies you haven't developed control, my friend. May the best farter win. Oh yeah and NO smellies.
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September-21st-2007, 04:20 PM
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Good lord. 
Why do I waste my time....
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September-21st-2007, 04:25 PM
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colors outside the lines
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you woulda been a fun brother.
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September-21st-2007, 08:42 PM
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Registered Eater
Join Date: Mar 2003
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It's been my experience that the louder the fart the less smelly. The ones you have to watch out for are the SBD type (Silent But Deadly for the uninitiated).
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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September-21st-2007, 08:45 PM
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Registered Eater
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
Better hope she never sees that post, Jimmy. :-)
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Actually, I told her about it. She laughed out loud. And you wonder why I fell in love with her?
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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September-21st-2007, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Cantiello
It's been my experience that the louder the fart the less smelly.
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Acoustics are important, but temperature and humidity are better predictors.
My wife farts like a lusty tavern wench.
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September-21st-2007, 08:54 PM
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Acoustics are indeed an essential ingredient.
Plastic chairs and tile floors help create some of the most beautiful sounds you'll ever hear come out of ones asshole.
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September-21st-2007, 10:51 PM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clinthopson
Pull my finger.
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Yer killin' me, Clint
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September-21st-2007, 10:53 PM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
Scott, I create recipes for supreme fart ability but if you want to be overconfident...cool. I'll give you a freebie: black beans in any salad.
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I hear that if you cut the ends off of beans, it lets the gas out.
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September-22nd-2007, 09:24 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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Hilarious, Jimmy. A match made in heaven!
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
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September-24th-2007, 07:15 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Bellingham WA
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Wouldn't ya know it?
I get involved in a writing spurt and havent check the BBS for a few days ,and I nearly missed out on a flatulence oriented thread!!
Between moi and my two Beagles, my house resembles Bergen -Belsen some days ..
However, at my age, I have to be careful of unwanted semi -solid surprises whilst enjoying a tremendous wall paper curler 
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September-24th-2007, 08:01 PM
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Next year....
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aka; Hershey squirts.
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September-24th-2007, 08:01 PM
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Next year....
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Yes, yes....I know.
TMI.
sheesh
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