Marcia and Jan Brady: close as sisters!

[Gentle Giant]

I pretty much have no other fantasies left.


(BTW, the publisher denies this. Too bad.)


'Brady Bunch' Star Reveals All About Lesbian Fling With TV Sister

Wholesome former "The Brady Bunch" star Maureen McCormick is set to reveal the beloved '70s TV series' most shocking secret in a new book -- she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling.

McCormick's tell-all, "Here's The Story," won't hit bookstores until 2008, but publishers are already buzzing about the big reveal.

As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV's Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play.

"This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes.

"It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

[VIBEr]

I dunno.....call me hopelessly old-fashioned, but it's kinda pathetic what people will do to sell a lousy book.

[GoodSpeak]

Hm.



I think at this point we can safely conclude that putting children in TV/Hollywood acting roles is a sure recipe for drug abuse, hedonism and rampant tabloid-like behavior of the shoddiest kind.




Call me spoiled.

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by Gentle Giant

"It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

She played a teen prostitute in a Streets of San Francisco episode, and Eve Plumb played one in a made-for-TV movie (Dawn, Portrait of a Teenage Runaway). And then there was the TV movie with Robert Reed as an obscene phone caller.

Florence Henderson was shtuping Greg in real life, right?

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

Hm.



I think at this point we can safely conclude that putting children in TV/Hollywood acting roles is a sure recipe for drug abuse, hedonism and rampant tabloid-like behavior of the shoddiest kind.




Call me spoiled.

Let's use simulacra instead.

[Gary Sisco]

GG -- You don't think lesbian sex is hot?

[Gentle Giant]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

GG -- You don't think lesbian sex is hot?

Oh I do. What I meant is that this has to be the ultimate realization of my prepubescent fantasies, after this I don't know what could top it.

Except maybe Jessica Alba in an SS uniform ordering me to lick her boots.

[Gary Sisco]

It would surely make reruns a higher quality entertainment.

I always wondered why they didn't have a not-really-incest episode. Come on, now. All those hormones flowing in one household?

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
Oh I do. What I meant is that this has to be the ultimate realization of my prepubescent fantasies, after this I don't know what could top it.

A three way with Ann, Barbara and Julie from "One Day At A Time"?

[Gary Sisco]

Bring in Barbara Stanwyck and I'm in, yowsir.

[clinthopson]

Of course everyone knows about the hot steamy affair of Mary Ann, Ginger and Mrs. Howell.


The dvd of the affair will soon be available at al your favorite stores.

[Gary Sisco]

Not to mention the one between the Skipper and Little Buddy.

[Gentle Giant]

Had a thing for Ellie Mae Clampett, too, but I just can't picture her tribbing with Miss Jane.

[Darryl]

Man o' fires!!!

I have never even concepteed of such a fine things!

Jan and Marcia? Oh man! I would love to have been a D' sammich in the middle of all that flesh!

I would have been hapy to complies with whatever orders they would yell, like "DARRYL! TELL ME WHO'S THE BOSS!" or "D! I KNOW WHERE MY BREADS IS BUTTERED AND IT'S ON MY BUTT!"

One times I actually did meet two chicks at a nice nightclub and I didn't know they was swimmin in the deep blue sea of womenly love.

Howevers, I did talk to one and she was all comins on to me an' whatnot because Darryl loves the ladies and the ladies loves Darryl.

I had no idea I mades her swim on the other side of the lake! Wlel, pretty soons, we're all makins out in the corner an stuff, bein all high on margartitas. Don't mess with that lady, Miss Margaraita. Shell mess you up.

Well, I'm kissin her whens I feel this like paw manhandlin my butt! I turns around and its Jennifer the ladies' clsoest, deepest most inimate frend.

Two hours later, we're back at the ranch on a waterbed, makins sweet love for many, many many hours. All 3 of us!

I only am sad that it wasn't with Jan and Marcia.

Florence Henderson would be disgustins though.

[Scott Dolan]

Hey Hoppy, I just started using Opera. You're right, that sucker stomps some serious ass. Much faster than Firefox.

[Scott Dolan]

Did you get that, Tippz?

[Root Doctor]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

Bring in Barbara Stanwyck and I'm in, yowsir.

Does this have anything to do with your "Golden Girls" scenario?

[steve(thelil)]

I'd rather discuss the fling between Loni Anderson and Jan Smithers (Jennifer and Bailey from WKRP in Cincinatti), which ended when the two righteous babes couldn't agree on who'd be the top and who'd be the carpet.

[Mike Schwartz]

"Florence Henderson would be disgustins though."

That's not what I hear 'FloHo' said about you big *D*

[Lenny D.Guitarist]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

Not to mention the one between the Skipper and Little Buddy.

Just to clarify Mr. Sisco's comment... he's referring to the Skipper "polishing his anchor", which he nicknamed "Little Buddy".

I've fantasized about Buffy from "Family Affair", the daughter from "National Lampoon's Vacation" (the first one), and "Carole Anne" from "Poltergeist".
Alas, all three are deceased.

[Lenny D.Guitarist]

Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

"Florence Henderson would be disgustins though."

That's not what I hear 'FloHo' said about you big *D*

Don't even think about it. Florence Henderson is the anti-Christ!

[Scott Dolan]

Originally Posted by Lenny D.Guitarist

Just to clarify Mr. Sisco's comment... he's referring to the Skipper "polishing his anchor", which he nicknamed "Little Buddy".

I've fantasized about Buffy from "Family Affair", the daughter from "National Lampoon's Vacation" (the first one), and "Carole Anne" from "Poltergeist".
Alas, all three are deceased.

Fantasizing about VERY underage girls is probably something you shouldn't be posting about.

[Pete C]

None of these guys are chomping at the bit about Spring Byington & Marjorie Main (a real-life relationship).

[Gentle Giant]

Originally Posted by Pete C

None of these guys are chomping at the bit about Spring Byington & Marjorie Main (a real-life relationship).

Yeah, or Cagney and Lacey.

[Gary Sisco]

Cagney and Lacey I could get behind (so to speak) in the days.

[Gary Sisco]

Originally Posted by Root Doctor

Does this have anything to do with your "Golden Girls" scenario?

I think Ms Stanwyck was the sexiest of the sexy and wouldn't have cared about her age, hoss. She was hot. Real hot.

[Gary Sisco]

Originally Posted by Lenny D.Guitarist

Just to clarify Mr. Sisco's comment... he's referring to the Skipper "polishing his anchor", which he nicknamed "Little Buddy".

The hell I was. I was talking about the Skipper and Gilligan, bud.

[Gary Sisco]

How about that Carol Burnett's daughter in those days, with the micro-mini skirts, on the Carol Burnett Show. Youch!

'Scuse me,
while I do
the boogaloo

[Scott Dolan]

Shit, how about Carol herself in those days. She had a smoking body.

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

I think Ms Stanwyck was the sexiest of the sexy and wouldn't have cared about her age, hoss. She was hot. Real hot.

I watched Sorry, Wrong Number recently. Interesting film because she's such a spoiled whiner you root for her to be killed.