jennifer love hewitt

gonzo · September-28th-2007, 11:32 PM

she shore is perty

Scott Dolan · September-29th-2007, 12:07 AM

That's it?!

No fucking pics?

This thread sucks already!

Captain Hate · September-29th-2007, 06:53 AM

I made the huge mistake of watching David Letterman the other night because doll baby Jennifer Garner was on along with uber-dipshit Ken Burns and Letterman is such a horrible interviewer that I wanted to see Kenny boy squirm. Unfortunately (and I should've seen this coming because she married that idiotic piece of fluff, Ben Afflicted, after he finished banging J-Lo's fat ass and didn't even put it on Youtube for us to enjoy) she's a dumb as a fucking post although simpleton Letterman's questions are enough to give anybody the vapors. I mean he still has that weirdo Chris Elliott on after, what, 30 goddam years? And is there anybody more annoying than Paul Schaeffer? Anyway Garner came off pretty stoopid, which still doesn't mean that Saturday afternoon Alias reruns aren't prime jerkoff material for teenaged boys. I was so pissed off by her performance that I went to bed (and didn't jerkoff, thanks for asking) before the expert on boring people came on. I'm sure he really sucked.

walto · September-29th-2007, 07:59 AM

I don't care if Jennifer Garner is stoopid.

Only Cap wants to talk/listen to her.

Jimmy Cantiello · September-29th-2007, 08:16 AM

For Dolan

Gordon B · September-29th-2007, 08:32 AM

Here's another:

Gary Sisco · September-29th-2007, 09:07 AM

Jeez. That's not enough?

Captain Hate · September-29th-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by walto

I don't care if Jennifer Garner is stoopid.

Only Cap wants to talk/listen to her.

After my 20 seconds of pleasure I'd like for somebody literate to criticize my deficiences. I don't suppose being married to Ben Assfuck has done anything in the intellectual category since I think he's as dumb as the character he played in "Chasing Amy". At least Jennifer came off as inoffensively clueless unlike the malignantly offensive stoopidity of dumbfuck Cameron Diaz or that hefty diva tranny Kathleen Turner.

Gary Sisco · September-29th-2007, 09:54 AM

I can't stand Affleck, either. I try to watch movies that don't have either Affleck or Matt Damon but I can't find many.

Captain, Haven't you ever been in the position during a date when you're thinking, Yeah, but, couldn't you just stop talking?

Captain Hate · September-29th-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

Captain, Haven't you ever been in the position during a date when you're thinking, Yeah, but, couldn't you just stop talking?

Keeping in mind that after being married for 32 years, the concept of a "date" becomes more and more distant and obscure; the only one of that description I can remember was a blind date that I wanted to get out of right from the get-go.

Gary Sisco · September-29th-2007, 10:30 AM

I hear ya. I've been there, though. Sitting there thinking, Man, she sure is fine, though.

Gary Sisco · September-29th-2007, 10:32 AM

Of course, there's also the other side. Having lived in Burlapograd 13 years -- world capital of pwog PC -- they've been in power there since 1980 -- I've also found myself apparently expected to discuss the finer points of city planning for hours, I guess as foreplay. I never lasted long enough to find out.

Paul B · September-29th-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Gordon B

Here's another:

Could you guys please get back to the topic--or topics--at hand?

Gary Sisco · September-29th-2007, 10:40 AM

Those are called brains, Paul, not topics. ;-)

Scott Dolan · September-29th-2007, 01:36 PM

That left titty looks incredibly bizarre.

picsou · September-29th-2007, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

That left titty looks incredibly bizarre.

It's the wind!

Captain Hate · September-29th-2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul B

Could you guys please get back to the topic--or topics--at hand?

Absolutely!! I felt confident in hijacking this thread after gonzo's extremely lame first post and I wanted to post something about how pathetic David Letterman's show has become but didn't want to waste Lois's valuable bandwidth by starting a new thread :rolleyes. But then Gordo ups the ante by posting an awesome pic of JLH's tas, Scottie's conisseuresque docking of points notwithstanding.

Anyway does it seem to anybody besides me that JLH's career has been handled about as responsibly as Brittany's has? After she was in that show "Party of Five" I expected her to really take off but it seems like it's been stuck in neutral or slightly in reverse for a while. I get the feeling that I could pick up a DVD some day and see her smoking pole alongside Jenna Jameson at this rate. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Brian Olewnick · September-29th-2007, 04:09 PM

I had a friend (female) who referred to certain other female types as "pussy-faced bitches". Ms. Hewitt is archetypal in this regard. Feh.

GoodSpeak · September-29th-2007, 04:11 PM

Paging Mike and Jazzy Mary.....

Milstead · September-29th-2007, 04:56 PM

Jennifer Lust Hewitt stars in "Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber" available on Comcast On-Demand. Probably her best work. A great flick to watch with the sound off.

I'm not sure but I think that pic above with the see-through number is a photoshop job. Though no thread about J-Lust should be complete without some authentic eye candy.

Monte Smith · September-29th-2007, 07:55 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt:
I’d love it if we could do it.
And I promise never to spew it
Til you’re ready for me to explode.

My previous fixation? Outgrew it.
Neve Campbell was crap and I knew it.
There’s one Love lotto ball and I drew it.
Yet here are two balls full of my load.

Oh! These things that I’ve said are quite seedy.
But I’m married (she’s asleep) and I’m needy.
If you’re online and you can read me,
Your Jackie Chan film clogged my commode.