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View Poll Results: Please share you errant ejaculations. Public poll. Multiple choices allowed.
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Other (please specify)
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33.33% |
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Kenny Loggins
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16.67% |
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Mrs Thurston Howell III
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16.67% |
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Piltdown Man
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1 |
16.67% |
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Paulette Porizkova (the supermodel's cousin)
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16.67% |
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Deep Blue
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1 |
16.67% |
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Jodi Foster
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1 |
16.67% |
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Terry Bradshaw
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1 |
16.67% |
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Queen Victoria
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1 |
16.67% |
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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1 |
16.67% |
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Punky Brewster
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2 |
33.33% |
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Secretariat
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16.67% |
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Donny Most
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16.67% |
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Mary Todd Lincoln
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33.33% |
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Fabio
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16.67% |
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Barbra Streisand
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33.33% |
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J. Alfred Prufrock
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16.67% |
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Monte Smith
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33.33% |
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Oprah Winfrey
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16.67% |
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Jokey Smurf
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16.67% |
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Colonel Sanders
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16.67% |
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Kali the Destroyer
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16.67% |
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Senator Craig
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16.67% |
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Edith Head
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33.33% |
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Sporty Spice
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33.33% |
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Spongebob
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16.67% |
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Aunt Jemima
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16.67% |
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Eric Hobsbawm
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16.67% |
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Christa McAuliffe
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33.33% |
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Fucky the Clown
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33.33% |
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Me, baby!
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16.67% |
February-1st-2008, 03:24 PM
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************
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
Posts: 15,521
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Whose name do you accidentally shout during intercourse?
Last night I was enjoying robust sexual congress with my wife when at the moment of climax (mine, much earlier than hers) I shouted out the name of Reinhold Niebuhr. Needless to say there was embarrassment and the need for explanation. But the incident got me thinking...whose name are you guys shouting out mistakenly when wracked with copulatory passion?
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February-1st-2008, 03:31 PM
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De harder dey come...
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 6,336
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Despite the embarassment, you're much safer yelling out any man's name rather than any female's name other than your wife's, Monte.
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February-1st-2008, 03:32 PM
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JM is Back!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 4,529
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Ah Monty, you should make sure the woman comes first!
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February-1st-2008, 03:46 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melrose, MA
Posts: 9,999
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Well, I'm always thinking about myself, so I guess I shout out my own name (emphasis on the Giant, of course).
Great list, BTW. My first answer was going to be Esther Rolle, but the closest you have is Aunt Jemima.
Last edited by Gentle Giant; February-1st-2008 at 03:47 PM.
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February-1st-2008, 04:17 PM
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banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 0
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jazzy mary
Ah Monty, you should make sure the woman comes first!
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Exactly, though certainly not within Monte's realm of power.
Works for me, and it has her in such a dreamlike state that she still has yet to ask me who rollie is.
Last edited by Scott Dolan; February-1st-2008 at 05:15 PM.
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February-1st-2008, 04:20 PM
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************
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
Posts: 15,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jazzy mary
Ah Monty, you should make sure the woman comes first!
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I would, but by then I'm usually asleep.
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February-1st-2008, 05:01 PM
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swing like crazy!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Ithaca, NY
Posts: 3,440
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Jesus!
God!
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February-1st-2008, 07:33 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 31,326
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"Alleged Deity!"
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para animar a festa
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February-1st-2008, 08:00 PM
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The riff-filled land
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 1,536
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monte Smith
sexual congress
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This is so funny. 
In Spanish there's a synonym of intercourse called "ayuntamiento sexual", which literally means "sexual town council".
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February-1st-2008, 08:05 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerardo A.
In Spanish there's a synonym of intercourse called "ayuntamiento sexual", which literally means "sexual town council".
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We call that a civic orgy.
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February-1st-2008, 08:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The big apple - North of the Core
Posts: 5,440
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Fantastic thread. I found a few of my most frequent shout out targets on your poll's list, but I'm surprised you didn't list my go to guy, Liberace's palimony plaintiff Scott Thorson.
Last edited by steve(thelil); February-1st-2008 at 08:30 PM.
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February-2nd-2008, 12:05 AM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
Posts: 23,920
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Monte....you are so full of shit it is to stagger the imagination.
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February-2nd-2008, 07:55 AM
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Unflappable
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Posts: 15,849
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
Monte....you are so full of shit it is to stagger the imagination.
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If that's what you shout out, I envy you your lengthy orgasms as well as the presence of mind to accent "stagger".
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February-2nd-2008, 12:04 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
Posts: 23,920
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick
I envy you your lengthy orgasms
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It's a gift.
Oh and thbbbtttt 
Last edited by GoodSpeak; February-2nd-2008 at 12:05 PM.
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