February-2nd-2008, 12:57 PM
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Who's name do you accidentally shout during oral sex?
I don't actually shout it, but it's Drlllgh Borlllrggghh
Last edited by steve(thelil); February-2nd-2008 at 12:58 PM.
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February-2nd-2008, 02:04 PM
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The Bluegrass
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I've found it a good idea to keep my mouth shut ...
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February-2nd-2008, 09:00 PM
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Am I giving the oral sex or am I receiving it?
The answer to this question will affect my frank and unexpurgated response.
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February-3rd-2008, 09:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Dave
Am I giving the oral sex or am I receiving it?
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It's hard to tell from your post, but I would guess receiving. ( But I am curious.)
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February-4th-2008, 03:28 AM
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i always shout, STEVE(THELIL)!!!!!!!!!!
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February-4th-2008, 12:35 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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It's better to give than receive.
Sorry, ladies, I have an unlisted phone number.
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Last edited by clinthopson; February-4th-2008 at 12:35 PM.
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February-4th-2008, 04:26 PM
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Quitting @ 10.4k
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clinthopson
It's better to give than receive.
Sorry, ladies, I have an unlisted phone number.
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Yes, but if you go into the men's room at your local park, you should find it on the wall above the urinal.
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February-4th-2008, 04:35 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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I'm thinking about running for Congress.
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February-4th-2008, 04:37 PM
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Quitting @ 10.4k
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clinthopson
I'm thinking about running for Congress.
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Be sure to run as a Republican on the "anti-wide-stance" platform.
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February-5th-2008, 04:04 PM
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Imagine All The People
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KELLY! (Dolan)
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February-5th-2008, 04:23 PM
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JM is Back!
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Hey!!
I know I am way out of it but Doc Martin, weren't you MIA for awhile and everyone wondered about you & there were all kinds of rumours flying?? What happened with all that and where the heck were you???
Clint, I had a feeling...
Last edited by jazzy mary; February-5th-2008 at 04:24 PM.
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February-5th-2008, 04:27 PM
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He's not a real person, Mary.
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February-5th-2008, 04:32 PM
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JM is Back!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
He's not a real person, Mary.
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Then who is posting? Is it the "same" Doc Martin (wasn't he a vet? maybe not?) who posted before? When did Doc Martin come back & what was his reason for going away????
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February-5th-2008, 05:31 PM
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Walto busted him for being a fraud and a con artist for all the plagiarism he did.
And I use the term "he" here loosely, because it's more an "it". Just a made up character.
Of course, nobody here knows who or what he/she is, and they ceased caring a couple of years ago.
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February-5th-2008, 06:04 PM
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JM is Back!
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Yes, yes, I know all that. But where is the post and/or thread where he came back & explained why he disappeared? I totally missed that and here he is now (that's what I get, I suppose for not being a rampant poster anymore).
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February-5th-2008, 06:14 PM
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He never did come back and explain anything, Mary. Get it?
He stopped in, lied about explaining things later, and hauled ass only to be heard from every few months or so when he finds a great potshot to take at me.
Last edited by Scott Dolan; February-5th-2008 at 06:15 PM.
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February-5th-2008, 06:16 PM
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February-5th-2008, 06:29 PM
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JM is Back!
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Thanks, honey. I went to the end of the thread. So Doc finally came on and posted that the shoes were Doc Martens not Martins and that was all??? No explanation!?? I want the explanation!!
Oops, sorry, Scott I didn't see your post saying that he never explained. Well, DOC!! EXPLAIN NOW!!!!! Please.
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February-5th-2008, 06:33 PM
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Good luck on that one.
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February-5th-2008, 06:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jazzy mary
Oops, sorry, Scott I didn't see your post saying that he never explained. Well, DOC!! EXPLAIN NOW!!!!! Please.
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What is there to explain? He's a Mnytime Lite.
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February-5th-2008, 06:34 PM
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Probably busy getting a blowjob from his imaginary "crazy Italian wife".
Guess that's why he's jealous of me, because I have a real Italian wife.
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February-5th-2008, 07:02 PM
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JM is Back!
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I thought it was a crazy French wife.
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February-5th-2008, 08:32 PM
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I'm sure he could make her French for you.
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February-5th-2008, 10:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
I'm sure he could make her French for you.
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Jeez, what ever happened to "Freedom." As in Freedom Kiss, Freedom Toast, the Freedom Paradox, etc.
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Last edited by Dr Dave; February-5th-2008 at 10:57 PM.
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February-5th-2008, 11:04 PM
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holier than thou
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Freedom Fizz!
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February-6th-2008, 12:53 PM
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Surrender Dorothy.
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February-6th-2008, 12:56 PM
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Quitting @ 10.4k
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I thought everyone knew that I am Doc Martin.
As an aside, I am from Little Rock, Ark., the home of "Heifer International," the new employer of Doc Martin.
And you thought it was just a coincidence?
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Last edited by rollhead; February-6th-2008 at 01:01 PM.
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February-6th-2008, 05:09 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Wait! Last night I saw Doc Martin with Elvis at the local Taco Bell.
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February-6th-2008, 05:19 PM
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It's slightly regrettable that such a serious and important thread has gotten diverted, but I'm dealing with it.
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February-6th-2008, 07:53 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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It's amazing that someone can speak so clearly with their mouth full.
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