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Old February-2nd-2008, 12:57 PM   #1
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Who's name do you accidentally shout during oral sex?

I don't actually shout it, but it's Drlllgh Borlllrggghh

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Old February-2nd-2008, 02:04 PM   #2
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I've found it a good idea to keep my mouth shut ...
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Old February-2nd-2008, 09:00 PM   #3
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Am I giving the oral sex or am I receiving it?

The answer to this question will affect my frank and unexpurgated response.
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Old February-3rd-2008, 09:58 AM   #4
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Am I giving the oral sex or am I receiving it?
It's hard to tell from your post, but I would guess receiving. ( But I am curious.)
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Old February-4th-2008, 03:28 AM   #5
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i always shout, STEVE(THELIL)!!!!!!!!!!
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Old February-4th-2008, 12:35 PM   #6
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It's better to give than receive.

Sorry, ladies, I have an unlisted phone number.
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Old February-4th-2008, 04:26 PM   #7
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It's better to give than receive.

Sorry, ladies, I have an unlisted phone number.
Yes, but if you go into the men's room at your local park, you should find it on the wall above the urinal.
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Old February-4th-2008, 04:35 PM   #8
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I'm thinking about running for Congress.
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Old February-4th-2008, 04:37 PM   #9
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I'm thinking about running for Congress.
Be sure to run as a Republican on the "anti-wide-stance" platform.
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Old February-5th-2008, 04:04 PM   #10
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Old February-5th-2008, 04:23 PM   #11
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Hey!!

I know I am way out of it but Doc Martin, weren't you MIA for awhile and everyone wondered about you & there were all kinds of rumours flying?? What happened with all that and where the heck were you???


Clint, I had a feeling...

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Old February-5th-2008, 04:27 PM   #12
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He's not a real person, Mary.
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Old February-5th-2008, 04:32 PM   #13
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He's not a real person, Mary.

Then who is posting? Is it the "same" Doc Martin (wasn't he a vet? maybe not?) who posted before? When did Doc Martin come back & what was his reason for going away????
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Old February-5th-2008, 05:31 PM   #14
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Walto busted him for being a fraud and a con artist for all the plagiarism he did.

And I use the term "he" here loosely, because it's more an "it". Just a made up character.

Of course, nobody here knows who or what he/she is, and they ceased caring a couple of years ago.
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Old February-5th-2008, 06:04 PM   #15
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Yes, yes, I know all that. But where is the post and/or thread where he came back & explained why he disappeared? I totally missed that and here he is now (that's what I get, I suppose for not being a rampant poster anymore).
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Old February-5th-2008, 06:14 PM   #16
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He never did come back and explain anything, Mary. Get it?

He stopped in, lied about explaining things later, and hauled ass only to be heard from every few months or so when he finds a great potshot to take at me.

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Old February-5th-2008, 06:16 PM   #17
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Here's the thread you are looking for.

http://speakeasy.jazzcorner.com/spea...ght=doc+martin
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Old February-5th-2008, 06:29 PM   #18
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Thanks, honey. I went to the end of the thread. So Doc finally came on and posted that the shoes were Doc Martens not Martins and that was all??? No explanation!?? I want the explanation!!

Oops, sorry, Scott I didn't see your post saying that he never explained. Well, DOC!! EXPLAIN NOW!!!!! Please.

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Old February-5th-2008, 06:33 PM   #19
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Good luck on that one.
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Old February-5th-2008, 06:34 PM   #20
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Oops, sorry, Scott I didn't see your post saying that he never explained. Well, DOC!! EXPLAIN NOW!!!!! Please.
What is there to explain? He's a Mnytime Lite.
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Old February-5th-2008, 06:34 PM   #21
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Probably busy getting a blowjob from his imaginary "crazy Italian wife".

Guess that's why he's jealous of me, because I have a real Italian wife.
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Old February-5th-2008, 07:02 PM   #22
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I thought it was a crazy French wife.
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Old February-5th-2008, 08:32 PM   #23
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I'm sure he could make her French for you.
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Old February-5th-2008, 10:57 PM   #24
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I'm sure he could make her French for you.
Jeez, what ever happened to "Freedom." As in Freedom Kiss, Freedom Toast, the Freedom Paradox, etc.
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Old February-5th-2008, 11:04 PM   #25
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Old February-6th-2008, 12:53 PM   #26
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Surrender Dorothy.
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Old February-6th-2008, 12:56 PM   #27
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I thought everyone knew that I am Doc Martin.

As an aside, I am from Little Rock, Ark., the home of "Heifer International," the new employer of Doc Martin.

And you thought it was just a coincidence?
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Old February-6th-2008, 05:09 PM   #28
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Wait! Last night I saw Doc Martin with Elvis at the local Taco Bell.
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Old February-6th-2008, 05:19 PM   #29
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It's slightly regrettable that such a serious and important thread has gotten diverted, but I'm dealing with it.
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Old February-6th-2008, 07:53 PM   #30
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It's amazing that someone can speak so clearly with their mouth full.
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