February-6th-2008, 09:49 AM
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Lies you told that you now can't believe you even tried with a straight face.
When I was a sophomore in college my girlfriend found a Penthouse magazine I had bought and was somewhat annoyed at me for it.
With a straight face and intense phony conviction, I claimed that i bought it for the interview with Psychologist Thomas Szaz (sp?) author of "The Myth of Mental Illness"
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February-6th-2008, 09:50 AM
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From time to time, until I was about 19 or 20, I occasionally told people that I had been the "Gerber Baby"
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February-6th-2008, 10:12 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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Yeah, right.
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
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February-6th-2008, 10:39 AM
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The Bluegrass
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See?
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
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February-6th-2008, 10:48 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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When I was in college, I did an oral report on a Ray Bradbury short story in Playboy for a contemporary lit class. I swore up and down that the only reason I had bought the mag was for the short story.
Honest truth.
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Stand clear of the doors
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February-6th-2008, 11:38 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Sure it is. They've published lots of great articles, or so people tell me.
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
Last edited by Gary Sisco; February-6th-2008 at 11:38 AM.
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February-6th-2008, 11:58 AM
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Unfocused User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
or so people tell me.
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Gotcha.
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February-6th-2008, 12:01 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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I just wear this ring to keep women from hitting on me.
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Stand clear of the doors
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February-6th-2008, 12:18 PM
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Registered Eater
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Must have had a big integrity.
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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February-6th-2008, 12:53 PM
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Quitting @ 10.4k
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To wife about woman who called me at home:
"We are just good friends."
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WOW!
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February-6th-2008, 02:07 PM
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Registered User
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I thought there would be more people being honest about being liars.
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February-6th-2008, 02:30 PM
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We are the only reality
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Location: beautiful British Columbia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clinthopson
I just wear this ring to keep women from hitting on me.
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Compulsively, continually straying married man in his sixties who says, "My wife doesn't know."
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde [1854-1900]
Last edited by patricia; February-6th-2008 at 02:31 PM.
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February-6th-2008, 03:38 PM
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holier than thou
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Location: Cape Cod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Cantiello
Must have had a big integrity.
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Ha ha!
When I was 3 or 4 years old I pissed my pants once, and when my mother asked me why I hadn't just taken a leak in the toilet, I told her my older brother did it.
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February-6th-2008, 04:05 PM
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Jon
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Beautiful Downtown Burbank
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In 4th grade I stole a polished seashell (didn't know it was polished) from my teacher and smuggled it to the beach during Easter Vacation. Then I tried to tell my Mom and family friends that I found it on the beach.
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