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Old February-7th-2008, 08:19 AM   #1
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:20 AM   #2
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:26 AM   #4
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:26 AM   #5
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:27 AM   #6
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:28 AM   #7
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:52 AM   #8
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Brian, don't interrupt Gary's monologue.
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Old February-7th-2008, 08:55 AM   #9
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Old February-7th-2008, 10:55 AM   #10
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Old February-7th-2008, 11:02 AM   #11
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Old February-7th-2008, 11:09 AM   #12
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Old February-7th-2008, 11:19 AM   #13
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Old February-7th-2008, 11:26 AM   #14
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We heard that one yesterday and started going off like this back and forth. Incredibly lame hippie shit, really. It reminds me of that psalm that covers all its bases.

A time to sit
A time to stand
A time to shit
A time to piss
A time to walk
A time to run
A time to sing
A time to be hung

and so on ...
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Old February-7th-2008, 11:28 AM   #17
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Old February-7th-2008, 01:12 PM   #18
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Old February-7th-2008, 01:56 PM   #20
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Old February-8th-2008, 08:15 AM   #21
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Old February-8th-2008, 08:33 AM   #22
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Nothing you can squash that can't be squashed
Nothing you can wash that can't be washed

Nothing you can eat that can't be eaten
No dead horse to beat that can't be beaten

Nothing you can fuck, but you can learn how to fuck yourself
It's easy...
All you need is gall!
All you need is gall!
All you need is gall, gall!
Gall is all you need!
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Old February-8th-2008, 10:54 AM   #23
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Old February-8th-2008, 11:17 AM   #25
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Old February-8th-2008, 11:31 AM   #26
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Old February-8th-2008, 11:34 AM   #27
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Old February-8th-2008, 11:40 AM   #28
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Old February-8th-2008, 11:40 AM   #29
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nothing dead that can't be dead
Is that a segue into "Tomorrow Never Knows"?
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Old February-8th-2008, 11:47 AM   #30
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Oh my god.

Lennon had his moments.

turn off your mind
relax and float downstream


Cool tape manipulation, though. And an unstandard rock riddim, too. Too bad about the lyrics ...
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