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Harmony's night out
C, E-flat and G entered a bar.
The bartender said, "Sorry, I don't serve minors".
The E-flat left and the C and G had an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth was diminished and the G was out flat.
An F entered and tried to augment the situation but was not sharp enough.
A D entered and excused himself to the bathroom, saying "I'll be just a second".
An A entered but the bartender wasn't convinced that this relative of C was not a minor.
Then the bartender noticed a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar. "Get out right now' he yelled "you're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight".
The next night the E-flat returned to the bar in a 3 piece suit. The bartender said "You're looking sharp tonight. This could be a major development".
This was the case, when the E-flat took off the suit and stood there au natural.
Eventually the C sobered up and realized he was under a rest.
He was brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and was sentenced to ten years of D.S. without the the possibility of a coda.
On appeal, he was found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, because the accusation was bassless.
The bartender decided he needed a rest -- and closed the bar
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