February-14th-2008, 06:48 PM
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Goodspeak's most quotely quotables.
Assuming many of you don't frequent the sports threads, we decided that we should share some of the golden quotes that our good friend Goodspeak bestows upon us lucky few.
Feel free to add to this whenever you like. I'm hoping we can get Ma to make this a sticky.
So far today we have three submissions from us MLB thread folk:
Borat's fave:
"My water bottle is empty." - Goodz explaining why he was bringing the conversation to a close and going to bed. It's the hourglass of the future. My own take on this was that he was saying he had to go potty but was too embarrassed to come right out with it. Either way, it was an ominous announcement that signified to the rest of us that party time had come to a close.
Surfer's fave:
"No soap". - Goodz letting jmj know that he had just been trumped by the Master. The Master simply wasn't having it last night, as per usual. I'm assuming this is simply his take on "no dice", though with Goodz it can be very dangerous to make such assumptions. There could possibly be a bigger story between Goodz and his soap, but likely one we really shouldn't be exposed to.
My fave:
"Shit stinks no matter how you portray it". - Goodz expressing his disgust with Borat and all of his evil "Aebly" ways. I think. It could have been just a random statement since many of them tend to make appearances in Goodz post.
Feel free to offer up your favorite Goodyism!
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February-14th-2008, 06:50 PM
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Goodyisms on sale in the lobby.
Sheesh.
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February-14th-2008, 06:53 PM
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Victory at sea!
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"It's a trick of words." - Goodspeaker's explanation for an optical illusion
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February-14th-2008, 07:03 PM
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Game On
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February-14th-2008, 07:15 PM
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poor folk's child
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thhbbttt
Last edited by Uli; February-14th-2008 at 07:26 PM.
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February-14th-2008, 07:25 PM
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I've had my share of frustration with Tim over the years, but I think this thread is poor sportsmanship. It's one thing to respond in context, but to make an entire thread about another bbs participant doesn't seem fair.
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February-14th-2008, 07:28 PM
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Victory at sea!
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Are you kidding me? He looooooooves this. He absolutely relishes any attention, good or bad, positive or negative.
He'll act the victim, but make no mistake, this is exactly what he wants. A whole thread devoted to him. Its like he's famous.
This is like a giant Valentine from JC posters to Tim.
Last edited by Surfer; February-14th-2008 at 07:28 PM.
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February-14th-2008, 07:31 PM
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What a person wants is not for others to decide.
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February-14th-2008, 07:43 PM
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Victory at sea!
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What about what everybody else wants?
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February-14th-2008, 08:31 PM
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You and I always disagree on these things, Pete. And I think Surfer has it right.
Besides, when I brought up the idea, this was his response.
http://speakeasy.jazzcorner.com/spea...postcount=1077
So I went with it based upon that.
If he finds it distasteful he can ask Lois to delete it. No biggie.
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February-14th-2008, 09:03 PM
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Wow! Persuasive evidence!
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February-14th-2008, 09:07 PM
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Why be a dick about it? If the man decides he doesn't like this thread, it will be deleted.
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February-14th-2008, 09:30 PM
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My favorite Goodyisms of recent vintage (yes, he's been doing this for a looong time) come from the thread where crawjo was going to Oxford. Goody was like, Oxford? The Earl of Oxford wrote Shakespeare's plays! Which, be that as it may (improbable but who cares), since the earls of Oxford were not residents of Oxford, it is a little like saying, "You're going to London? Oh man, I love White Fang and The Call of the Wild!"
We need to start a fund to pay for Goody to travel abroad.
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February-14th-2008, 10:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monte Smith
I love White Fang
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I loved The Soupy Sales Show!
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February-14th-2008, 10:58 PM
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Next year....
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Twist, twist, twist.
A lot of angst, little substance.
Have a blast, Boyz.
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February-14th-2008, 11:07 PM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete C
I've had my share of frustration with Tim over the years, but I think this thread is poor sportsmanship. It's one thing to respond in context, but to make an entire thread about another bbs participant doesn't seem fair.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete C
What a person wants is not for others to decide.
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Thank you, Pete.
I owe you one.
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February-14th-2008, 11:26 PM
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Good on each and every one of you.
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February-14th-2008, 11:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
Thank you, Pete.
I owe you one.
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So you want this thread deleted?
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February-16th-2008, 11:05 PM
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Next year....
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Does it matter what I say?
Yes or no, you do what you want to do anyway. So why bother asking?
Last edited by GoodSpeak; February-16th-2008 at 11:19 PM.
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February-17th-2008, 09:21 AM
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Tim once wrote a manifesto telling me off. This was back in 2000, I think. It was almost as good as graypencil's telling me off. There was a reference to me having a small penis. It was awesome.
Now that I think of it - who hasn't told me off?
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February-17th-2008, 09:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
Does it matter what I say?
Yes or no, you do what you want to do anyway. So why bother asking? Anyway, my main purpose here is counting posts on threads I start, or in this case, one started about me. Keep rollin' guys!
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February-17th-2008, 09:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Erik Lund
Now that I think of it - who hasn't told me off?
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Are you going goody on us?
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February-17th-2008, 09:55 AM
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Plus ça change...
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There was a reference to me having a small penis.
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It's always seemed to come down to that with you, hasn't it.
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February-17th-2008, 10:20 AM
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What else is there?
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February-17th-2008, 11:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Erik Lund
What else is there?
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February-17th-2008, 01:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
I agree with Pete’s point btw. Also, if a crackhead wants crack, should you give it to them? The answer is no, you shouldn’t.
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I agree with Tippy.
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February-17th-2008, 01:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
if a crackhead wants crack, should you give it to them? The answer is no, you shouldn’t.
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Unless, of course, you're a crack dealer.
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February-17th-2008, 08:39 PM
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Hot off the presses...
From the "What is your favorite sandwich?" thread:
"I mis-stroked the keyboard..."
Sounds vaguely kinky to me, Tim.
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February-18th-2008, 12:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
Does it matter what I say?
Yes or no, you do what you want to do anyway. So why bother asking?
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Say you want it deleted and I'll pm Lois immediately.
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February-18th-2008, 01:36 PM
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This thread sucks.
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