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Old February-19th-2008, 04:54 PM   #1
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Help! I am Inside Steve(thelil)'s Body...

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Old February-19th-2008, 04:55 PM   #2
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scratch scratch

let me out, let me out

scratch scratch
Exactly where inside (thelil)'s body are you?
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Old February-19th-2008, 05:10 PM   #3
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Old February-19th-2008, 05:14 PM   #4
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Old February-19th-2008, 05:20 PM   #5
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...or are one.

I was tempted to say that the thread title has it backwards, but chivalry prevents me.







PS. In case it isn't clear, I like this thread.

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Old February-19th-2008, 05:28 PM   #6
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Look for this guy:

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Old February-19th-2008, 06:35 PM   #7
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I will, once I get out of here. Please don't leave for the day without getting me out of here, okay? Please. Please, please. Promise me.

scratch, scratch
Whatever you do don't use a rolled up newspaper and a match to go *searching* anywhere
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Old February-19th-2008, 08:33 PM   #8
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This thread [I]SHOULD[/Imake me feel violatedbut instead Im kind of tickled
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Old February-19th-2008, 08:34 PM   #9
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This thread SHOULD make me feel violated, but instead I'm kind of tickled.
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Old February-19th-2008, 08:37 PM   #10
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If it ends badly, this thread could become a legal document.
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Old February-19th-2008, 10:13 PM   #11
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tippy, listen to me, this is important. Are you wrapped in duct tape?

If so, I'm afraid it's too late.
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Old February-19th-2008, 10:19 PM   #12
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it reminds me the story of "Ragot l'Aventurier"
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Old February-19th-2008, 10:38 PM   #13
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Wash your hands frequently.
Oh that's disgusting.
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Old February-20th-2008, 12:35 AM   #14
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Nah, I think we're talking "For the love of God, Montresor!"
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Old February-20th-2008, 10:44 AM   #15
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Have a nice day. I am sending you a dozen gerbils with my compliments.
Hope you removed the thorns first.
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Old February-20th-2008, 10:52 AM   #16
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Glad you got out all right, Tip. I remember when I found myself in there a couple of years back, I made the mistake of listening for the voices instead of following the light. I got totally lost somewhere around the uvula, and had to hitch a ride with this really weird guy. Took me about a week to get the hell out of there.


Then, of course, I got the bill.

I get the sense you haven't gotten a bill yet. Am I right? If so, get ready--they're insane! I mean, it wasn't like I wanted to be inside thelil, was it?? But, apparently, its trespass anyhow, and there were all these lawyers. Anyhow, eventually I just paid it.
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Old February-20th-2008, 10:56 AM   #17
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"Really weird guy?" If I didn't know you better I might be insulted, walto.
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Old February-20th-2008, 11:06 AM   #18
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That was you? Shit. I was taking about that yellow retsin you were trying to sell me. The whole thing was weird, kind of.

Anyhow, sorry, man. Thanks for the lift.
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Old February-20th-2008, 11:47 AM   #19
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There have been others. I know at least one of you who hasn't fessed up once wintered in my Isles of Langerhans.
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Old February-20th-2008, 11:48 AM   #20
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How tippy really got out:

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Old February-20th-2008, 01:53 PM   #21
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She DOES make my head spin....
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Old February-20th-2008, 02:39 PM   #22
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Old February-20th-2008, 03:24 PM   #23
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She DOES make my head spin....
The power of Lois compels you!
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Old February-20th-2008, 03:34 PM   #24
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Ummm.

Bean paste ...
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Old February-20th-2008, 03:42 PM   #25
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No, no. Not on a *plate.* Anyone can do that...
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Old February-20th-2008, 07:46 PM   #26
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As a human, I have plenty of places for others to spend time inside of.


That would not be so if I were.....say........A BLOBFISH!!

Then my tissue would be very dense with nary a place for fellow posters to be. In sounds unsexy, but as BLOBFISH I get hard for shad!!!


Thanks

BLOBFISH!! (see snappy new avatar)

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Old February-20th-2008, 09:16 PM   #27
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Help! I am Inside Steve(thelil)'s Body...

So.. what does it smell in there?

I bet it smells like axx
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