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Old March-29th-2003, 06:59 PM   #1
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New Dennis Gonzalez Movie

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mi...B-D5F3BD25AC0B

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Old March-29th-2003, 07:44 PM   #2
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I haven't clicked on the link yet, but want to know if this is the legendary film with Seka?
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Old March-29th-2003, 07:46 PM   #3
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Please, Chuck, my wife is looking over my shoulder! (Yes, it is!)
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Old March-30th-2003, 05:00 PM   #4
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Hey, I think I've got a copy of "Rockin' With Seka" somewhere here in the crib.
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Old March-30th-2003, 06:37 PM   #5
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What the hell?
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Old March-30th-2003, 06:55 PM   #6
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What the hell?
And Monsieur, your question means?
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Old March-31st-2003, 03:25 AM   #7
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Well, the film was fun, all right. But I don't know who Seka is, or what the legendary film with Seka is, or who did the film, or what it means... in other words, "what the hell?" is a sign of utter ignorance and desperate confusion verging on despair.
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Old March-31st-2003, 06:00 AM   #8
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Old March-31st-2003, 08:30 AM   #9
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Oh, *that* movie. I still have a dupe of the other one, Dennis, so mind your p's and q's or I'll release it. :-)
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Old March-31st-2003, 08:33 AM   #10
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I'm going to go buy Fanta now that I know Dennis Gonzalez endorses it!
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Old March-31st-2003, 08:56 AM   #11
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My directorial debut:


http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mi...E-832053144D87

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Old March-31st-2003, 09:10 AM   #12
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Quote:
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Well, the film was fun, all right. But I don't know who Seka is, or what the legendary film with Seka is, or who did the film, or what it means... in other words, "what the hell?" is a sign of utter ignorance and desperate confusion verging on despair.
What Tom said. But wait a minute--is Seka a porn star? Dennis! You made a movie with a porn star?

"DADDY"! HOW COULD YOU!?


(Dennis is going to adopt me.)

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Old March-31st-2003, 09:31 AM   #13
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Don't worry, it was just an instructional film about embouchure.
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Old March-31st-2003, 09:33 AM   #14
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Jimmy, LOL. Superb!
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Old March-31st-2003, 09:34 AM   #15
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I like the part where Dennis high-fives Ron Jeremy.
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Old March-31st-2003, 01:41 PM   #16
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1) Seka is (or was?) a Porn Star, kinda in the same league as Linda Lovelace.

2) Ron Jeremy is also a Porn Star.

3) If I ever was in a movie with them, it was totally about embouchure...and I'm not saying I was .

4) Congratulations to Mr. Cantiello on his porn flick...er, Fanta Shokata flick.

5) Rita, baby girl, I never ever did a movie with a porn star. We're still waiting on your papers for the adoption.

6) Fanta is my friend! Especially Shokata!

7) Did you weasels at least laugh at my movie? Even though 237 of you viewed it but didn't post?

8) Now, why don't you all come over to the Ask DG thread and let's converse!

Love you all!

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Old March-31st-2003, 02:03 PM   #17
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Dennis, thanks for the link. I am now annoying friends by sending them movies all over the damned place.

P.S.: *I* don't care if you've ever been in a porno flick, which is why you should adopt me ahead of miss goody two shoes. :-P
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Old March-31st-2003, 02:03 PM   #18
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7) Did you weasels at least laugh at my movie? Even though 237 of you viewed it but didn't post?
Yes, Dennis, after the fifteen-minute download, I was ROTFL at your one-minute movie!: )

Haven't seen Jimmy's yet.
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Old March-31st-2003, 02:25 PM   #19
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I don't expect an Oscar nomination but my take on revenge and betrayal is nothing short of riveting, IMO...............
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Old March-31st-2003, 03:31 PM   #20
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my take on revenge and betrayal is nothing short of riveting...
As always...
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Old March-31st-2003, 05:17 PM   #21
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Blue, do you not have DSL?

With DSL, it's almost instantaneous loading.

Blue, I went back and read this post...it sounds condescending. What I meant is that i wasn't aware that it would take so long to open up the movie for the amount of time it runs...

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Old March-31st-2003, 07:40 PM   #22
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No, Dennis, I sure don't have DSL; I have a dialup connection. And I shouldn't have mentioned how long it took to download the movie, but it really did take that long--I wasn't exaggerating for comic effect.

That's why I haven't looked at Jimmy's yet.
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Old April-1st-2003, 07:09 AM   #23
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Go make some popcorn while the movie is loading...........


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Old April-1st-2003, 07:51 AM   #24
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Early in the morning EST, Jimmy's movie loaded in only four minutes. The amount of Internet traffic apparently can make that big a difference.

Jimmy, yours was a gripping tale of passion and retribution, or whatever you said!

Dennis, I'll be screening yours again sometime.

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Old April-1st-2003, 09:33 AM   #25
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I liked the part where you were tied to a tree, face first.
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Old April-1st-2003, 01:34 PM   #26
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The producers tried to tie me to the tree facing forward with plastic and duct tape, but when Ron and Seka came out...well, let's just say it behooved them to tie me facing the tree.
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