Old July-5th-2008, 08:02 PM   #1
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Moon mistaken for UFO
By Urmee Khan for London Telegraph
July 5, 3008


Police in Wales were called to investigate a mysterious flying saucer, only to discover it was the moon.


Unidentified flying object

The moon was mistaken for a "bright, stationary" UFO which had been loitering for at least half an hour, by a confused local in South Wales who made a 999 call to the police.

Today officers released a transcript in order to highlight the time wasted by unnecessary 999 calls.

The bizarre conversation ran as follows:

Control: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."

Control: "Right."

Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."

Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"

Caller: "It's in the air."

Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."

Caller: "OK."



The moon

After the police patrol car arrives, the script reveals the exchange between the control room and the police officer sent to the scene.

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."


A police spokeswoman said: "This was a recent example of an inappropriate 999 call to South Wales Police.

"Yes, we can all see the comical side but calling 999 with an unnecessary non-emergency call could block a genuine call for vital seconds and put lives at risk."

Other bizarre calls cited by the police force included someone asking for help voting for Rhydian on The X-Factor and another requesting a pound coin for their supermarket trolley.
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Old July-5th-2008, 08:37 PM   #2
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The moon was mistaken for a "bright, stationary" UFO
Well, give the caller a break. It was unidentified by them. And orbiting could be called "flying", if you're generous. With a month-long orbit, it's reasonable to characterize it as "stationary" over the length of the call. And with an apparent magnitude of -12 or so, it's damn bright.
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Old July-6th-2008, 03:10 PM   #3
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My grandfather told me when he was called up there was another young man from the wilds who made his mark on the first night in camp by saying "Oh, you have a moon here as well".
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Old July-7th-2008, 11:49 AM   #4
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The same guy in South Wales was spotted later, building a mountain out of mashed potatoes.
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