July-7th-2008, 02:58 PM
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colors outside the lines
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okay, let's go
just do it!
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July-7th-2008, 03:14 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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The air is humid; to forgive is divine.
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para animar a festa
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July-7th-2008, 03:16 PM
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banned
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The wages of sin are tax free.
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July-7th-2008, 03:21 PM
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Unflappable
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Memorable quoits:
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July-7th-2008, 03:23 PM
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Registered Eater
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Location: Monroe, Connecticut and/or Newfane, Vermont
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May the fleas of a thousand syphilitic camels infest the crotch of your firstborn son.
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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July-7th-2008, 03:24 PM
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colors outside the lines
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where there's smoke something's boining
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July-7th-2008, 04:36 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Location: Tustin, CA
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You can lead a horse to water but if you can make him lay on his back and float, you've accomplished something.
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Stand clear of the doors
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July-7th-2008, 04:55 PM
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goodbye, Papa; it's hard to die.
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July-7th-2008, 04:59 PM
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clinthopson
You can lead a horse to water but if you can make him lay on his back and float, you've accomplished something.
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You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make him water.
Nice guys finish lunch.
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July-7th-2008, 06:50 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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Give a man a fish to eat and he'll have fish breath.
Teach a man to fish and he'll bring you an apple.
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July-7th-2008, 06:57 PM
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The smoker you drink, the player you get.
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July-7th-2008, 07:44 PM
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Next year....
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Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse
The smoker you drink, the player you get.
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Joe Walsh....is that you?
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July-7th-2008, 07:46 PM
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Next year....
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It stopped raining....then it started again.
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July-7th-2008, 09:29 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melrose, MA
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You don't need a weatherman to know it's fucking hot out.
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July-7th-2008, 09:58 PM
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Next year....
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It's hot, except where it's not.
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July-7th-2008, 11:25 PM
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Registered User
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No matter where you go, there you are.
Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
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July-8th-2008, 12:12 AM
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We are the only reality
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: beautiful British Columbia
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They have not even a window to throw pee out of.
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde [1854-1900]
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July-8th-2008, 01:50 AM
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colors outside the lines
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Corruption won't never breathe stinky on my bicycle.
Last edited by tippy; July-8th-2008 at 07:37 AM.
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July-8th-2008, 02:19 AM
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Unregistered User
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't take showers.
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July-8th-2008, 07:02 AM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hudson Boy
People who live in glass houses shouldn't take showers.
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You know...I've heard that.
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July-8th-2008, 08:42 AM
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User
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Location: Below the line
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In one ear and gone tomorrow.
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“What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.”
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July-8th-2008, 09:49 AM
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Registered User
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Location: The big apple - North of the Core
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Scratch a man who looks like a turnip.
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July-8th-2008, 10:41 AM
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Plus ça change...
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Location: Boston area
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A pee in time is fine.
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July-8th-2008, 01:15 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melrose, MA
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If you must take a shit, please don't take one of mine. I only have a few left and the weekend's coming up.
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July-8th-2008, 01:17 PM
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Registered User
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Memorable Quotes Tryouts
Trying is dying....
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July-8th-2008, 01:20 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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People who live in glass houses should wear a bathrobe.
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Stand clear of the doors
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July-8th-2008, 06:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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Tuba, or not tuba...? That is the instrumentation problem I am dealing with at this juncture of time while writing this commissioned composition.
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July-9th-2008, 08:21 AM
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User
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Location: Below the line
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Erik Lund
Tuba, or not tuba...? That is the instrumentation problem I am dealing with at this juncture of time while writing this commissioned composition.
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Tubers!
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