A shout out to tippy.

[Scott Dolan]

I'm bored.

Let's fight about something.

[Mike Schwartz]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

I'm bored.

Let's fight about something.

Was your New Year's resolution not to start some shit around here till the 2nd day of the year

[tippy]

I truly wish I could accommodate you but unfortunately I find myself filled with light and love at the moment.

[Scott Dolan]

Thanks for nothing...

[GoodSpeak]

Originally Posted by tippy

I truly wish I could accommodate you but unfortunately I find myself filled with light and love at the moment.

Now how cool, is that?

[cookie]

I am dying for a fight. Not a namby pamby pixel fight. I wanna fight just like we kids used ta. I can take as well as I give. In some ways, I'm looking for the beating as well as getting my lix in.

Don't need a deathmatch. Just a good knockdown-dragout..

[Scott Dolan]

Eh, I'd take you on, Cookie. But I like you too much.

[steve(thelil)]

Me too.




(It might be an attempt to kill her with kindness just when she needs bile)

[tippy]

I get like that too, Cookie. I don’t really like punching but wrestling like when we were angry kids was mad fun.

[Pete C]

[patricia]

Originally Posted by tippy

I get like that too, Cookie. I don’t really like punching but wrestling like when we were angry kids was mad fun.

My younger brother once pinned me on the floor, right by the piano, and hit me hard with a cocoa can.
I fled to my room, looked in the mirror at the knotty bruise that rose above my eye and said, out loud, "I'll never be beautiful again." I quickly looked around to make sure nobody had heard.
Years later, that same brother mocked my attempts at self-defence using a ballet kick. He suggested that I would only break my toes. I still remember him teaching me how to kick somebody, should it become necessary, with the side of my foot, putting all my weight behind it.
Never had to do it, but it was good to know.

[tippy]

Originally Posted by patricia

Years later, that same brother mocked my attempts at self-defence using a ballet kick.

You must mean a “grand battement.” I took ballet too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w2QH...eature=related

Originally Posted by patricia

I still remember him teaching me how to kick somebody, should it become necessary, with the side of my foot, putting all my weight behind it.
Never had to do it, but it was good to know.

Yeah, like those fights I see on tv or what have you where one guy is on the ground trying to make a fetal while another guy is repeatedly kicking him HARD. That looks really, really BAD.

I thought the rule was “Only sissies kick.” What up with that, guys? Explain to me the fine art of knock down drag outs.

[patricia]

Originally Posted by tippy

You must mean a “grand battement.” I took ballet too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w2QH...eature=related



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Yeah. Exactly like those girls at the barre. No wonder my brother felt I needed schooling in the fine art of thuggery.

[Gary Sisco]

Humbug. A "fair fight" is for boxing.

In fighting for real, attack and keep attacking however you can.

[tippy]

That makes sense. We aren’t talking about sport but the real deal. I guess that explains the hair pulling, scratching and biting.

[Scott Dolan]

And nut kicking.

[tippy]

Oh, I see, the socks are for “protection.”

[Scott Dolan]

There is no protection there.

[tippy]

This is where you suffer from a lack of imagination. Think of a walnut or any nut for that matter. I would think in this day and age of streaming technological advance that those of you who are prone to physical fights could protect your bad boys with something fairly discreet. How about a hollowed out kryptonite hemisphere attached to bands that go around where your pelvis meets your upper thighs? I mean what’s-his-face (Billy Bob?) could sell a product like that on tv for under $19.95 I would think and throw in a free potato peeler at that.

[cookie]

My poor sister! I broke her front tooth in a childhood fight. Heaved a baseball at her and connected. I feel horrible about it to this day. We used to fight somethin' wicked. We're both much more mellow now. I got into fights at school on occasion, too. One time, the school bully-girl sucker punched me in the gut at the end of recess. I had no beef with her and don't know why she did it other than for plain ol' meanness. It knocked the wind out of me. I thought I was dying. Wow. That was the most solid hit I ever took, man.

I'm not going to go out and start a fight, but I miss that rough and tumble sometimes.

[me wag]

it's called a nut cup most commonly worn by catchers in baseball.

[tippy]

I got into fights with boys when I was very young like 1st or 2nd grade. Two that I remember and both for calling names (“Sir Lance a Lot du Lac du Lake” – yes, I now recognize the redundancy – and “Motorcycle Mama” in the school bike rack – he was blocking my way). Lost both of them and probably stopped fighting strangers for that reason. I had at least some sense.

Of course that doesn’t include the countless skirmishes with my brother.

[Scott Dolan]

You can't walk around wearing a cup all day.

[Gary Sisco]

Aluminum codpiece. A new marketing frontier.

"Worried about the credit crunch. Wait til you experience the nut crunch."

[tippy]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

You can't walk around wearing a cup all day.

Honey, if I can wear a bra all day, you can walk around with a cup. No one mentions it much because there’s no point in it, but bras are not fun to wear.

Though I should add that for the well endowed they are likely more comfortable than the alternative.

[tippy]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Bras also aren't made of hard plastic.

Make the cups hard plastic shells, then we'll talk.

A bra has more in common with a jock strap than a cup.

That’s why I mentioned technology, Scott. I am sure someone could invent a form of armored fabric that is less imposing next to your skin than the old style hard cup.

[tippy]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

Aluminum codpiece. A new marketing frontier.

"Worried about the credit crunch. Wait til you experience the nut crunch."

I say we get on this. Maybe it can be our recession proof means of income.

[Scott Dolan]

Originally Posted by tippy

That’s why I mentioned technology, Scott. I am sure someone could invent a form of armored fabric that is less imposing next to your skin than the old style hard cup.

No, you didn't mention technology before I posted that. You pulled the same bullshit you always do and deleted your post. Then you modified it and reposted after I had posted.

Definitely one of your more irritating qualities.

[tippy]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

No, you didn't mention technology before I posted that. You pulled the same bullshit you always do and deleted your post. Then you modified it and reposted after I had posted.

Definitely one of your more irritating qualities.

You’re wrong again, Scott. Post #19 line 2, nine words in: “technological advance.”

I deleted my posts and reposted because I hate that crap ugly edited line. Isn’t there a way to make that more pleasing? At least take out the blue.

Anyway, I apologize profusely for considering more comfortable means of protecting your nuts. Geez Louise.

[Scott Dolan]

That's part you're not getting. There is no more comfortable way. It can't be ANYTHING with any give to it at all. Therefore, it has to be a solid product.

Broads ain't got nuts, so they simply will never understand.