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Old January-6th-2009, 08:41 PM   #1
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GOOD DAY PLS READ AND GET BACK TO ME

Hello..Assalamu Alaikum.

Excuse me in the manner in which I seek your indulgence.

I am miss Fatima Tariq, the only child of my father I am presently living in London we had to escape due to the American war on terror "May Allah help us.

My father is dead,Before his death he confided in me and told me that he has shiped a large sum of money $22.5 Million of oil money out of the country before the invasion of the Americans.

This money is presently in the Vaults of a Security company somewhere in Asia and due to the reference that has been given to you I have decided to work with you to get this money for subsequent sharing.

My Father before his death made me to swear never to return to the middle east y so I need your assistance.

I am prepared to give you 30% of the total sum to act as my representative and 5% will be mapped out for expenses so you do not have to worry about that.

If you can work with me, then I will give you all details concerning this money, the name of the security company, their telephone, email and other details that you will need.

The process is not complicated and we can get the money within two days if we start.

Provide your direct private telephone and fax number for effective communication and further more I will like this affair to be kept strictly confidential between us and no theird party should be involved for security reason.Here is my email:




Looking forward to your mail.

Yours Faithfully
Fatima Tariq.
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Old January-6th-2009, 08:46 PM   #2
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Just let me know what I need to do on this end, Fatima.

Anything to help out a nice young lady like yourself.
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Old January-6th-2009, 09:08 PM   #3
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Doesn't this belong in the Other Music thread?
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Old January-6th-2009, 09:32 PM   #4
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I miss the American war on terror part.
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Old January-6th-2009, 10:15 PM   #5
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This rises quickly as my favorite Jazz Corner thread of 2009!
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Old January-6th-2009, 10:23 PM   #6
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The thumbs down is a nice touch. I assume the offer is being made to Jazz Corner collectively.
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Old January-6th-2009, 10:26 PM   #7
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Old January-7th-2009, 12:47 AM   #8
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Fatima is my new best friend. I have not only given her my fax #, but my bank routing #s, heck I gave her complete access to JazzCorner. After I get the money from Fatima, I will gladly share it with you. When that happens on the 8th of Neveruary, you can send me you bank routing #s and I will give a portion of the 2.5 million dollars

Peace and light and special love for Fatima.
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Old January-7th-2009, 09:22 AM   #9
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miss Fatima:

I can't do it for less than 35%. Also, you forgot to tell us the part about you opening a jazz club with your portion.
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Old January-7th-2009, 09:33 AM   #10
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Shalom, Fatima. I'd really like to help you out so I can donate the money to Israel to help them protect their citizens against Islamic terror. May the the God of Israel bless you forever!
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Old January-7th-2009, 10:37 AM   #11
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Old January-7th-2009, 10:43 AM   #12
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Old January-7th-2009, 12:03 PM   #13
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Old January-7th-2009, 02:43 PM   #14
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Old January-7th-2009, 02:51 PM   #15
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Old January-7th-2009, 03:30 PM   #16
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Jimmy, you can keep your Fatima, I'll take Bayside.

http://www.mostholyfamilymonastery.c...paritions.html
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Old January-7th-2009, 03:57 PM   #17
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Old January-7th-2009, 04:43 PM   #18
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Fatima is now over in Speakout slagging Anthony Braxton.
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Old January-7th-2009, 05:34 PM   #19
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Fatima, baby, sweetie pie, I would love to help you out but I sent all my money to the Prince of Nigeria.
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Old January-7th-2009, 07:27 PM   #20
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Everybody knows God doesn't go to Brooklyn any more.
Bayside is in Queens.
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Old January-7th-2009, 07:33 PM   #21
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Old January-7th-2009, 07:42 PM   #22
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Jimmy, you can keep your Fatima, I'll take Bayside.

http://www.mostholyfamilymonastery.c...paritions.html
Slightly more information than we actually needed I'm thinking she just split when the rents got too high

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Old January-7th-2009, 08:40 PM   #23
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Cripes. Can't any of you read????

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I will like this affair to be kept strictly confidential between us and no theird party should be involved for security reason.
You guys being involved wrecked this chance for me. Big time. You have no idea just how theird you all are to me now.

I hate that you've ruined my life. You blow.
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Old January-7th-2009, 08:47 PM   #24
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I can't believe how naive you all are. I think this is some kind of scam.
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Old January-7th-2009, 09:17 PM   #25
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Jimmy, you can keep your Fatima, I'll take Bayside.

http://www.mostholyfamilymonastery.c...paritions.html
I like how that site has all these long refutations, and then there's this:

BAYSIDE’S FALSE PROPHECY ON THE MARKET CRASH



“Our Lady” of Bayside, June 18, 1988: “Within two years or less, there will be a great crash of the market. The whole world’s monetary systems will be paralyzed. That, My child, is why you had to come this evening to the grounds.” (Our Lady of the Roses (Blue Book), p. 108.)



This never happened.
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Old January-7th-2009, 09:21 PM   #26
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You have no idea just how theird you all are to me now.


You got THAT right!

I'm assuming being theird is a bad thing...
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Old January-7th-2009, 10:01 PM   #27
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I will like this affair to be kept strictly confidential between us and no theird party should be involved for security reason.

It's conceptually like a third party, but you say it with your tongue sticking out so you get that extra, contemptuous vowel sound.
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Old January-7th-2009, 10:34 PM   #28
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I can't believe how naive you all are. I think this is some kind of scam.
So, you are saying that I should call my bank and stop payment on the cheque I sent to Fatima.
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Old January-7th-2009, 10:43 PM   #29
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...due to the reference that has been given to you I have decided to work with you to get this money for subsequent sharing.
Let's see, here. I got a reference, so you've decided to work with me...I got a reference...uh, I'm a little scattered here, who did I get the reference from again?
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Old January-7th-2009, 11:04 PM   #30
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Bayside is in Queens.
I'll tell Him.
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