January-19th-2009, 03:51 PM
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The Say Something Smart Thread
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January-19th-2009, 04:15 PM
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January-19th-2009, 04:15 PM
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Cast A Shadow 4 times but Remake the Wave after the first and third.
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January-19th-2009, 04:28 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Take two and hit to right.
Never play cards with a man called "Doc."
Don't eat at a place called "Mom's."
Never believe Wall Street
or politicians, for that matter.
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January-19th-2009, 04:41 PM
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www.steveminkin.com
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The sum of the interior angles of a polygon = 180º x n-2 (where n= number of sides)
Live as though you were going to die tomorrow, work as though you were going to live forever.
A passed Pawn increases in strength as the number of pieces on the board diminishes.
No one ever won a game by resigning.
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January-19th-2009, 05:06 PM
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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯__
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Biological evolution is not progressionist.
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January-19th-2009, 05:26 PM
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Unflappable
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Sorry about that, Chief!
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January-19th-2009, 05:28 PM
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colors outside the lines
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LOL.
No, you don’t look fat in that.
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January-19th-2009, 05:55 PM
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Gadzooks, look at the intellect on this fucker.
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January-19th-2009, 06:53 PM
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"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
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"Knowledge is good"
-Emil Faber
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January-19th-2009, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by tippy
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Hmm. I don't know about that.
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January-19th-2009, 07:39 PM
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January-19th-2009, 07:40 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Never put tomatoes in the fridge.
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January-19th-2009, 07:57 PM
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Next year....
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Never put the 'fridge on the tomatoes.
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January-19th-2009, 08:10 PM
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Nice guys finish lunch.
A pineapple is neither a pine nor an apple.
If you plant a tomato, you get a tomato.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't take the mask off the Lone Ranger.
You don't mess around with Jim Bouton.
The tangent of a ninety degree angle is undefined.
Keith Moon invented the internet.
Al Gore proved that Occam's Razor is only true in the Northern Hemisphere because in the Southern Hemisphere, toilet water swirls counterclockwise.
Dionne Warwick's Psychic Network was really a front for the Taliban.
Florence Henderson and Scott Baio remain the only two positively-identified anti-Christs.
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January-19th-2009, 08:16 PM
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Next year....
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
3-Woods are demon possessed.
Last edited by GoodSpeak; January-19th-2009 at 08:17 PM.
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January-19th-2009, 08:47 PM
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There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
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Humans clearly attend closely to status, an important part of status is dominance, and a key way we show dominance is to tell others what to do. Whoever gets to tell someone else what to do is dominating, and affirming their own status. But we are also clearly built to not notice most of our status moves, and so we attribute them to other motives. And as long as we are making up motives, we might as well make up the most admired of motives, altruism. --Robin Hanson
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January-19th-2009, 09:54 PM
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Next year....
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There's no "I" in Goody, either.
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January-19th-2009, 10:03 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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Um, er, uh....pass.
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January-19th-2009, 10:20 PM
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Next year....
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Quitter.
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January-19th-2009, 11:08 PM
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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud.
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“What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.”
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January-19th-2009, 11:59 PM
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Next year....
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And if they still don't get it....say it louder.
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January-20th-2009, 08:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Dave
say it loud.
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I'm Black and I'm proud!
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January-20th-2009, 09:38 AM
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“Mars is essentially in the same orbit ... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
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January-20th-2009, 10:29 AM
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(b) subject to paragraph (c), where the amount that the taxpayer and the corporation have agreed on in their election in respect of the property is less than the fair market value, at the time of the disposition, of the consideration therefor (other than any shares of the capital stock of the corporation or a right to receive any such shares) received by the taxpayer, the amount so agreed on shall, irrespective of the amount actually so agreed on by them, be deemed to be an amount equal to that fair market value;
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January-20th-2009, 11:04 AM
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colors outside the lines
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That's it, claude, what I do 5 days a week. You make it sound so boring. LOL.
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January-21st-2009, 01:06 PM
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something smart thread? 
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January-21st-2009, 01:21 PM
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Humans make terrible witnesses.
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January-21st-2009, 01:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
That's it, claude, what I do 5 days a week. You make it sound so boring. LOL.
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Yeah, I guess tax legislation isn't exactly "smart" is it...
How about :
"There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity. "
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