Describe the thread you are hesitant to start

Mike Schwartz · January-20th-2009, 08:25 PM

This one no doubt goes beyond potty talk

tippy · January-20th-2009, 08:28 PM

The Fiber Thread.

You people just aren’t responsible enough to handle it.

Scott Dolan · January-20th-2009, 09:06 PM

JC'ers you wish would contract the plague.

Only because it would be deleted.

GoodSpeak · January-20th-2009, 10:14 PM

The Anger Management Thread.

stonemonkts · January-20th-2009, 10:25 PM

I've been tempted many times to start "Name the person who always seems to annoy the fuck out of you" thread.

But I hesitate.

GoodSpeak · January-20th-2009, 10:28 PM

Yeah, I know what you mean, Stoney.

I aways wanted to start a thread entitled: "Why Do You Think YOUR Shit Doesn't Stink" thread.

But, however, I hesitate.

Oh, and thbbbttt

stonemonkts · January-21st-2009, 09:09 AM

Now that was one undeserved Oh, and thbbbttt

I didn't have you in mind at all.

I was thinking of those people who just always seem to rub one the wrong way, no matter what, through no fault of their own. I'm sure there are droves of people who can't stand my persona here. Who cares.

clinthopson · January-21st-2009, 01:11 PM

I got a three day ban on a non-jazz board (the only other one I ever post on) because I used a descriptive noun.

Maybe we need a pc thread.

GoodSpeak · January-21st-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stonemonkts

Now that was one undeserved Oh, and thbbbttt

I didn't have you in mind at all.

I was thinking of those people who just always seem to rub one the wrong way, no matter what, through no fault of their own. I'm sure there are droves of people who can't stand my persona here. Who cares.

My bad, Stoney.

Just save that one for next time, OK?

Mike Schwartz · January-21st-2009, 06:08 PM

It would appear that the bowel movement thread got *flushed*

Milstead · January-21st-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

It would appear that the bowel movement thread got *flushed*

We'll just have to post descriptive accounts of our fecal output in the What Are You Eating Today? thread instead.

Pete C · January-21st-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

It would appear that the bowel movement thread got *flushed*

Gee, what a shame.

tippy · January-21st-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

It would appear that the bowel movement thread got *flushed*

It made me afraid to come to The Alley.

clinthopson · January-22nd-2009, 12:19 PM

We do need a hair care thread, especially how to use body fluids to achieve perfection.

tippy · January-22nd-2009, 12:34 PM

oh you want to talk hair care products - I found the magic again in Suave shampoo and conditioner which you can easily find for 99 cents a bottle. You know, especially for girls, you end up going to salons who sell you on the "name" shampoos and conditioners - they even sell the more expensive products now at any drug store - not to mention the plethora of products that straighten, that shine, that curl, that will give you a back massage and pluck your brows. Anyway, after awhile I didn't even recognize what my hair was doing anymore - I thought it was aging - and it didn't feel good... so I decide one day (I am 8 months into a hair salon boycott) to pick up Suave which I used when I was a kid. The stuff is freakin' magic, it cleans your hair nicely and makes it very soft and silky and smells good too. For 99 cents for a 3 month supply you know?

Basically all those fancy and expensive chemical formulas do is cling on indefinitely to your hair shaft so I would just dump 'em all and go back to the basics. Hurray Suave!

Troll · January-22nd-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

It would appear that the bowel movement thread got *flushed*

I hope it wasn't because of my post. Which is all true btw.

Mike Schwartz · January-22nd-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Troll

I hope it wasn't because of my post. Which is all true btw.

I'd have to guess it was the sum total of a lot of *stuff* that was floating around

Pete C · January-22nd-2009, 01:20 PM

The basic difference between $1 and $15 shampoo is the price.

rollhead · January-22nd-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stonemonkts

I've been tempted many times to start "Name the person who always seems to annoy the fuck out of you" thread.

But I hesitate.

I would pick you, but that would suggest I take you seriously. And I don't.

Mike Schwartz · January-22nd-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete C

The basic difference between $1 and $15 shampoo is the price.

We bald guys know about stuff like this

(said the guy who no longer uses shampoo, which only comes out of the cabinet when a house guest uses some)

Pete C · January-22nd-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

We bald guys know about stuff like this

(said the guy who no longer uses shampoo, which only comes out of the cabinet when a house guest uses some)

You use sandpaper, right?

Mike Schwartz · January-22nd-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete C

You use sandpaper, right?

Mr. C,
When the conversation changes to shaving cream & razor blades, I'm in!

Scott Dolan · January-22nd-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete C

The basic difference between $1 and $15 shampoo is the price.

Nah. That's not true.

Scott Dolan · January-22nd-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz

Mr. C,
When the conversation changes to shaving cream & razor blades, I'm in!

That may be a wee bit kinky for my tastes, Mr. Schwartz.

stonemonkts · January-22nd-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rollhead

I would pick you, but that would suggest I take you seriously. And I don't.

If my posts didn't bug you, I would believe something was wrong. I don't take you seriously too. Who does?

I do enjoy when you rail at someone though. So bad, it's good.