Assplay

[MRS]

I was in Hicag a few years ago for a friend's bachelor party, towards the end of the night a couple hookers arrive with two mook handlers, they break down the rules of the game and so forth before go time. Don't humiliate the girls. No touching here, here and here. The toys are for the girls only, etc. Everyone had a big brick under his hat and x is just going to town on y. I start yelling "Lick her asshole!" "Lick her asshole!" real loud, screaming just a couple feet from the action. After a short bit of this one of the suitcase pimps grabs my arm, looks me square in the eye and in the most professional of locutions says, "No assplay. No assplay."

[clinthopson]

Hey man, that's way too much class for this crowd.

[Gentle Giant]

Was the handler referring to you or to the girls?

[GoodSpeak]

Um.


Note to Self: Don't invite the hookers.

[jazzy mary]

Originally Posted by MRS

I was in Hicag a few years ago for a friend's bachelor party, towards the end of the night a couple hookers arrive with two mook handlers, they break down the rules of the game and so forth before go time. Don't humiliate the girls. No touching here, here and here. The toys are for the girls only, etc. Everyone had a big brick under his hat and x is just going to town on y. I start yelling "Lick her asshole!" "Lick her asshole!" real loud, screaming just a couple feet from the action. After a short bit of this one of the suitcase pimps grabs my arm, looks me square in the eye and in the most professional of locutions says, "No assplay. No assplay."

HUH??

[Scott Dolan]

He said:

Originally Posted by MRS

I was in Hicag a few years ago for a friend's bachelor party, towards the end of the night a couple hookers arrive with two mook handlers, they break down the rules of the game and so forth before go time. Don't humiliate the girls. No touching here, here and here. The toys are for the girls only, etc. Everyone had a big brick under his hat and x is just going to town on y. I start yelling "Lick her asshole!" "Lick her asshole!" real loud, screaming just a couple feet from the action. After a short bit of this one of the suitcase pimps grabs my arm, looks me square in the eye and in the most professional of locutions says, "No assplay. No assplay."

[claude]

It kind of sounds like that random text that you get with spam...

Is there a point somewhere??

[LennyH]

Originally Posted by claude

It kind of sounds like that random text that you get with spam...

Is there a point somewhere??

I think the only point is that seeing the "Wordplay" thread brought back memories for MRS and he decided to share.

[rollhead]

Get a refund.

[jesus marion joseph]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

He said:

Ha! RANCH, ITALIAN OR THOUSAND ISLAND!

[GoodSpeak]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

He said:

Your point...?

[Monte Smith]

Here's your assplay.

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