January-30th-2009, 04:47 PM
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Unflappable
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Posts: 15,849
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Punchlines only, please. Your favorites.
"Well, a pig that special you don't eat all at once."
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January-30th-2009, 04:50 PM
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Six decades
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Capital City
Posts: 12,801
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Eek, eek, it's a bald mouse.
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January-30th-2009, 05:03 PM
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#3
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www.steveminkin.com
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Healdsburg, Sonoma County, California
Posts: 11,958
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OK, where's the old lady with the toothache.
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January-30th-2009, 05:06 PM
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We are the only reality
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: beautiful British Columbia
Posts: 14,522
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But..................how does it know??
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde [1854-1900]
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January-30th-2009, 05:10 PM
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hocus pocus rationalizer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: une estafette
Posts: 2,537
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Can we lose the gymnast
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January-30th-2009, 05:11 PM
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banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
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No, up to me chin will do.
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January-30th-2009, 05:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Durham, NC
Posts: 2,903
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"I didn't. There was an echo."
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January-30th-2009, 05:19 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 31,322
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Rub it a while, it becomes a suitcase!
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para animar a festa
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January-30th-2009, 05:59 PM
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************
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
Posts: 15,521
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Presumptuous? That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old.
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January-30th-2009, 06:04 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 31,322
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Know it? I wrote it!
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para animar a festa
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January-30th-2009, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
Posts: 15,521
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Hunchback! Hunchback!
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January-30th-2009, 06:13 PM
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Victory at sea!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Santa Cruz
Posts: 8,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monte Smith
Hunchback! Hunchback!
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That's not how it goes dude.
It's "Hairlip! Hairlip!"
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January-30th-2009, 06:13 PM
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Unfocused User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somerville, MA
Posts: 4,841
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I don't know, but his face really rings a bell.
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January-30th-2009, 06:14 PM
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Unfocused User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somerville, MA
Posts: 4,841
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"This is the rink manager. There are no fish under the ice."
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January-30th-2009, 06:16 PM
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banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
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But, I love the way you think!
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January-30th-2009, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
Posts: 15,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Surfer
That's not how it goes dude.
It's "Hairlip! Hairlip!"
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I think there are variants in the canon.
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January-30th-2009, 06:18 PM
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Unflappable
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Posts: 15,849
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"I don't know, that dog looks pretty mean."
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January-30th-2009, 06:20 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
Posts: 11,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patricia
But..................how does it know??
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Actually the line is "How do it know?"
or
"We call ourselves the Aristocrats."
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Stand clear of the doors
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January-30th-2009, 06:23 PM
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What heart?!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Türkiye
Posts: 4,638
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Friday, you Gleek plick!
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January-30th-2009, 06:26 PM
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Unfocused User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somerville, MA
Posts: 4,841
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"No assplay. No assplay."
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January-30th-2009, 06:34 PM
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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯__
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 4,447
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick
"Well, a pig that special you don't eat all at once."
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I love that joke.
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January-30th-2009, 06:35 PM
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banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 0
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bostontricky
"No assplay. No assplay."
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Hahahahahaha.............. 
And a JC original, at that!
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January-30th-2009, 06:41 PM
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Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,463
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Pinooooooccchiooooo!
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January-30th-2009, 06:49 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
Posts: 11,249
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"Nu?"
(So where's the spoon?)
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Stand clear of the doors
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January-30th-2009, 06:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The big apple - North of the Core
Posts: 5,439
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Great thread idea:
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Salad? I thought it was mashed potatoes!
Two obese patties, "special Ross" picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
I should have said "Dimaggio"
Last edited by steve(thelil); January-30th-2009 at 06:53 PM.
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January-30th-2009, 06:57 PM
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www.steveminkin.com
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Healdsburg, Sonoma County, California
Posts: 11,958
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"You think you're thore? I'm tho thore I can barely pith!"
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January-30th-2009, 06:59 PM
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Victory at sea!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Santa Cruz
Posts: 8,594
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I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow.
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January-30th-2009, 07:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 183
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"Can you hold my camel?"
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"Knowledge is good"
-Emil Faber
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January-30th-2009, 07:19 PM
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What heart?!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Türkiye
Posts: 4,638
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Swan?! Try Saskatchewan!
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January-30th-2009, 07:21 PM
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lollard
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wollstonecraft
Posts: 1,797
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You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
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