March-31st-2003, 07:50 AM
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First Boner Thread on New Board
I've contributed so little since the board changed, I figured this is the least I could do.
You're welcome.
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March-31st-2003, 08:19 AM
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Hartsell Cash, 1924-2006
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And you're late. There's already been a thread on the "Boner Gap."
But thanks all the same.
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March-31st-2003, 09:48 AM
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Unflappable
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Man, this is really a sign that (thelil)'s losing it. Not knowing there's already been a boner thread, with pictures??? Snap out of it, big guy!
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March-31st-2003, 01:45 PM
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bag the boner threads ..
we need FRESH GERBIL threads .
( preferably with crisp photos of celebrity insertions , expulsions, and retrievals ..)
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March-31st-2003, 04:33 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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Hey, Geraldo Rivera's looking for a gig, isn't he?
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March-31st-2003, 06:07 PM
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We DO need a fresh gerbils thread.
Where can we get some fresh gerbils?
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March-31st-2003, 06:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by steve(thelil)
We DO need a fresh gerbils thread.
Where can we get some fresh gerbils?
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probably at ..uh oh ..I hate to do this ..but :
"Pet Smarts ?"
groan .. thud ...
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March-31st-2003, 08:23 PM
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Damn it, I thought this was the thread on the new board where we could talk about our first boners.
Mine involved Batgirl. That's all I'm saying.
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March-31st-2003, 10:06 PM
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User
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Well, "make mine mink," I always say. Or bring on the rodentron (a version of the cat piano). I did find this ridiculous appliance, for those too sqeamish to deal with real live rodents:
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March-31st-2003, 10:32 PM
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A sense of feigned decency keeps me from enquiring just how Dr. Daves illustrated ..er ..appliance ..operates ..
It somehow reminds me of a gift from an office party in the 70s called an "Auto Suck "
( don't ask ..it plugged into the cigarette lighter ..and NO , I didn't test it ..
.. someone else did ) 
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the arrangers best friend is his pencil .. the end with the rubber on it ( E.K.Ellington )
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February-29th-2008, 11:34 AM
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Quitting @ 10.4k
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I am disappointed that Tippy didn't post on this thread.
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WOW!
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February-29th-2008, 11:49 AM
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Columnated ruins domino
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The Dead (thelil) Thread boneyard must be a helluvan eyesore. Amazing the things people find there.
But I'll play along. My 5th-grade daughter had a week of Sex Ed two weeks ago. They spent a day or so on boy anatomy, another day or so on female anatomy, and then they had a day where they talked about what happens when you put them together. I asked my daughter if she had any questions, and she came out with these two whoppers:
"My teacher said boys can get erections every 90 minutes. When was the last time you had one?"
"What do you like to call it: erection, boner, or pitching a tent?"
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February-29th-2008, 10:53 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
"What do you like to call it: erection, boner, or pitching a tent?"
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None of the above.
Woodrow.
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March-1st-2008, 09:27 AM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
"My teacher said boys can get erections every 90 minutes. When was the last time you had one?"
"What do you like to call it: erection, boner, or pitching a tent?"
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So, how did you answer?
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para animar a festa
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March-1st-2008, 09:28 AM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron Thorne
None of the above.
Woodrow.
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Woodrow Johnson--my favorite president!
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March-1st-2008, 10:03 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete C
So, how did you answer?
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1. "I don't remember, but if they come every 90 minutes I'm probably due for one soon."
2. "I like the conceptual imagery of pitching a tent, but I've always just goen with 'rod'."
Then I said those wise fatherly words: "Any more questions, go ask your mother."
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