Jazz Corner: The Movie(s)

Tom Storer · May-24th-2009, 05:55 AM

The script is taken from the Alley thread entitled "Bring it on, jackass!" Produced by me with the aid of www.xtranormal.com.

kenny weir · May-24th-2009, 06:55 AM

Very good, Tom.

What about some sex and gratuitous violence? Or even violence and gratuitous sex. Not between Goody and Scott, though. That way lies even more maddness.

And, buddy, we need a car chase in there. Goody should probably have a Volvo

Tom Storer · May-24th-2009, 07:10 AM

The thing is, you need to have a paid subscription for special effects or more than two characters. For free, you get this kind of thing. I was just lucky that there was a character with a name tag that says "Tim."

Gentle Giant · May-24th-2009, 10:20 AM

I'm looking forward to the prequel.

stonemonkts · May-24th-2009, 01:19 PM

Oh my that was funny. Each time the Goody character said "cracker" I almost bust an artery.

Also loved the "right here, right now"s.

Bravo!

walto · May-24th-2009, 01:40 PM

Excellent!

Uli · May-24th-2009, 02:00 PM

good work, Tom!

Pete C · May-24th-2009, 02:54 PM

I love the inflection of "Dolan" every time the tim character says it.

jazzfiend · May-24th-2009, 03:06 PM

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I love the inflection of "Dolan" every time the tim character says it.

Your love seems palpable.

Pete C · May-24th-2009, 03:13 PM

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Your love seems palpable.

Would you like to come over and feel it?

hornplayer · May-24th-2009, 03:14 PM

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Excellent!

ditto. In the extreme!

cookie · May-24th-2009, 03:59 PM

LOL!!!!

Monte Smith · May-24th-2009, 04:28 PM

Absolutely brilliant, Tom. Four fucking Montes. I can't get over the acting. That flat computerized voice, (2:42), "Never in my life have I wanted to kick somebody's ass verbally more than I want to do with you right now." The dull electric tone, so authentic to the character. Masterstroke! Palme d'Or!

jazzfiend · May-24th-2009, 04:39 PM

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Would you like to come over and feel it?

I meant to say feel, rather than "seem". I FEEL the love, old buddy!

baksheesh · May-24th-2009, 04:41 PM

ARF!
Brilliant stuff. Laughed my arse off!
I love the music - very appropriate.

HenryMc · May-24th-2009, 05:09 PM

LOL

This is a schoolyard. I avoided that thread but it was truly shakespearian.

Props to Tom.

Man that just punctures them both. Bravo

Ron Thorne · May-24th-2009, 05:15 PM

I love the robotic verbal delivery! It's so detached-sounding that it almost gives those words new meaning.

Nice job, Tom.

cookie · May-25th-2009, 12:35 AM

I really want a sequel!

I just watched this with my husband who doesn't hang here at all (he has other communities). We were both just crackin' up. Fun-NEE Mssr. Storer!

lonely-at-the-top · May-25th-2009, 03:38 AM

Ever thought of changing your name to Scorer?

Anyway STORER scores big time

I'd say: who's Tarantino, anyway?

Could you perhaps work on that "muzak" ? I find it inappropriate for a jazz-music board.

Pete C · May-25th-2009, 08:46 AM

Lonely, I think there's an error in your sig line. I think Miles said "I'll play it and tell you what it is later." Definitely no "first."

lonely-at-the-top · May-25th-2009, 09:12 AM

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Lonely, I think there's an error in your sig line. I think Miles said "I'll play it and tell you what it is later." Definitely no "first."

thanks Pete, unfortunately I wasn't present when he alledgedly said that

but since I do NOT want to make FAKE quotes here

replaced it with another one of his "repertoire verbal"

check this out
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/miles_davis/

http://www.musicwithease.com/miles-davis-quotes.html

Pete C · May-25th-2009, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by lonely-at-the-top

thanks Pete, unfortunately I wasn't present when he alledgedly said that

but since I do NOT want to make FAKE quotes here

replaced it with another one of his "repertoire verbal"

check this out
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/miles_davis/

http://www.musicwithease.com/miles-davis-quotes.html

He said it in the studio during one of the 1956 Prestige quintet sessions, and it's actually the intro to the released version of one of the tunes.

From Wikiquote:

"I’ll play it and tell you what it is later."

During a recording session for Prestige, on the album "Relaxin' with the Miles Davis Quintet" (1956).

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Miles_Davis

lonely-at-the-top · May-25th-2009, 11:51 AM

Thanks again Pete. I win by 2 links to 1

especially since wiki goes:

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This person article needs cleanup.

Tom Storer · May-25th-2009, 12:07 PM

That site gives very limited choices for a free account. I picked the only background music that was remotely jazzy. You type in your script and the robot voice speaks it.

I like the way "motherfucker" is transformed into "mither ficker."

rollhead · May-25th-2009, 12:20 PM

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Would you like to come over and feel it?

Come on, Cracker Boy, give him your best shot.

Pete C · May-25th-2009, 12:20 PM

Was it Dick Gregory who used to say motherker?

clinthopson · May-25th-2009, 12:20 PM

Tom,

I expect both of them to throw hissy fits and run off to a kinder site.

Good show,

Scott Dolan · May-25th-2009, 12:24 PM

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Man that just punctures them both. Bravo

It does?

Scott Dolan · May-25th-2009, 12:27 PM

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Tom,

I expect both of them to throw hissy fits and run off to a kinder site.

Good show,

Sorry to disappoint, Hoppy.

Not only could I not care less, but I'm also not going anywhere.

As I stated once before, I'm done getting fired up over the dumbassery that goes on here.

Pete C · May-25th-2009, 12:44 PM

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I expect both of them to throw hissy fits and run off to a kinder site.

Why would they go to a site for German children?