Ten reasons I am better than you.

HenryMc · May-25th-2009, 06:34 PM

1. I have better taste than you. My taste is superb. I know of no one else who has such esquisite taste

2. My Political opinions are just so well formed and reasoned that I do not understand how anyone else could think they could possibly be right

3. I have formidible typing skills and english expression skills. Even my bad typing and bad spelling reflects a sense of self that you can only dream of.

4. Even my rare 'mistakes' are gems. Even at my most muddleheaded I KNOW I am still 'numero uno' ya dig?

5. Even when I use worlds like "numero uno' and 'ya dig' I remain cool (unlike others who if they said that I'd think 'so lame mofo..."

6. If I had a Facebook page I'd have many more friends than you. I choose not to cause the 5000 friend limit would mean that someone might be hurt by not being able to add me as a friend

7. Remember that guy who used to post here who could play a hundred notes a second, well I can play a million a second and each one ringingly clear.

8. If I played the piano I'd be the first "HenryMc" rather than another 'whoever'. I choose not to because it would be cruel for me with my killah skills to put so many musicians out of work. (Killah skills in another phrase I can use and remain cool - see 5 above)

9. I am so good that I can make my reasons I am better than you in 9 points rather than ten........be impressed ...be very impressed!! I know the voices in my head are.

So why are you better than others? (not me ...cause you aint better than me )

HenryMc · May-25th-2009, 07:05 PM

I thought I'd get one freaking bite...sheeeeesh this fishing hole sucks lol

Squaredancecalling Steve · May-25th-2009, 07:16 PM

We're all waiting for the tenth reason, Henry -- even if you can do it nine!

HenryMc · May-25th-2009, 07:49 PM

Tenth reason.

10 I know when to stop praising myself for after all a man needs some humility however undeserved that humility is ;0)

Mike Schwartz · May-25th-2009, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HenryMc

I thought I'd get one freaking bite...sheeeeesh this fishing hole sucks lol

Big extended 3 day weekend holiday in the States

GoodSpeak · May-25th-2009, 09:47 PM

We need to link up again, Henry...you are just too cool

No kidding.

Tom Storer · May-26th-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by HenryMc

2. My Political opinions are just so well formed and reasoned that I do not understand how anyone else could think they could possibly be right

By "they" I assume you mean your political opinions?

I am better than you because I can parse your ambiguous antecedent!

Scott Dolan · May-26th-2009, 01:07 AM

TStor - 1

Hank - 0

HenryMc · May-26th-2009, 08:18 AM

Oh wow Scott did that make your day lol

baksheesh · May-26th-2009, 08:40 AM

ANNIE OAKLEY FRANK BUTLER:
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.

Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!

clinthopson · May-26th-2009, 12:27 PM

Henry, my man, I didn't realize we had so much in common.

We must be soul mates, mate.

Scott Dolan · May-26th-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HenryMc

Oh wow Scott did that make your day lol

Nothing here has the power to make my day.

larrycohen · May-26th-2009, 03:09 PM

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If I played the piano I'd be the first "HenryMc" rather than another 'whoever'. I choose not to because it would be cruel for me with my killah skills to put so many musicians out of work. (Killah skills in another phrase I can use and remain cool - see 5 above)

Nothing like a quick lookup on the internet.
There's a 1959 album by Jimmy Witherspoon called "Singin the Blues" featuring Henry McDode on piano. It's actually Hampton Hawes, but he was Henry McDode on this album. That would make you #2, if you could play. I guess you'll have to try harder, Mr. Avis.

HenryMc · May-26th-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Nothing here has the power to make my day.

Then why stay?

Scott Dolan · May-26th-2009, 05:15 PM

In other words, nothing here carries that much emotional weight with me here. It's pixels, nothing more.

Grow up, Hank. You're baiting is sad.

HenryMc · May-26th-2009, 05:27 PM

Scott

lol

21000 posts in four years and I bleat

LOLOLOLOLOL You funny man

Tom Storer · May-27th-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

You're baiting is sad.

As is "you're" spelling! I'm better than you because...