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Old July-20th-2009, 05:18 PM   #1
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Old July-20th-2009, 05:19 PM   #2
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Old July-20th-2009, 05:25 PM   #3
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Old July-20th-2009, 05:26 PM   #4
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Old July-20th-2009, 05:28 PM   #5
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Old July-20th-2009, 06:01 PM   #6
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It look's like the Italian cat #4 thinks that this is hilariously funny. That may be an misinterpretation.
Have you stolen these pics from the "I love cats" thread?
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Old July-20th-2009, 06:22 PM   #7
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If you're serious, Jeff, and I don't think you are, may I be the first to cast a pox on you and on any household pets, ferrets, rats, budgies dogs etc. that you may have.
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Old July-20th-2009, 07:05 PM   #8
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Old July-20th-2009, 07:05 PM   #9
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If you're serious, Jeff, and I don't think you are, may I be the first to cast a pox on you and on any household pets, ferrets, rats, budgies dogs etc. that you may have.
I second that.


Cats are far superior to dogs.

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Old July-20th-2009, 08:11 PM   #10
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Old July-20th-2009, 08:12 PM   #11
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Cats are not always easy to love. My cats are Liberal Libertarians. It isn't always easy to parse their motives.
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Old July-20th-2009, 08:18 PM   #12
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Crazy talk.


Nah.


Dogs need a weekly bath, need to be walked, poop indiscriminately and bark incessantly.


Cats meow quietly, do their business in the litter box, clean themselves and purr while curled up in your lap.


I vote cat.



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Old July-20th-2009, 08:25 PM   #13
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Cats are cool but dogs win.
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Old July-20th-2009, 08:48 PM   #14
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Old July-20th-2009, 09:28 PM   #15
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Dogs need a weekly bath, need to be walked, poop indiscriminately and bark incessantly.
Most dogs do not need to be bathed that often. And this time of year my dog's bath consists of being chucked in the pool.

Boston Terriers don't bark much either. I was just at the beach with a couple we just met and after 3 days they asked us whether our dog ever barks. So I got a treat and asked her to speak to prove she knows how.
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Most dogs do not need to be bathed that often. And this time of year my dog's bath consists of being chucked in the pool.

Boston Terriers don't bark much either. I was just at the beach with a couple we just met and after 3 days they asked us whether our dog ever barks. So I got a treat and asked her to speak to prove she knows how.
I don't own a pool and the beach is two hours drive away from my house.


Dogs still leave "lawn orniments" indiscriminately.




I vote cats.

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Old July-21st-2009, 08:34 PM   #18
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My neighbor's cat, when it sees me coming:

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Old July-21st-2009, 10:35 PM   #20
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My neighbor's cat, when it sees me coming:

Dude.


That is how we all look when we see you coming.
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Old July-22nd-2009, 12:19 AM   #21
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Ha ha! Goody posted a zinger!
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Old July-22nd-2009, 03:55 AM   #22
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i love cats...for lunch!!! i like other peoples cats but i wouldn't own one. they have no loyalty. everyone, i repeat everyone who has cats has a smelly house. you never hear about seeing eye cats or rescue cats, or drug sniffing cats. DOGS ROCK!!
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Old July-22nd-2009, 07:29 AM   #23
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Thank you rollhead. Me likes hate thread over love thread

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Old July-22nd-2009, 07:29 AM   #24
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Maybe as a general rule, yeah, but MY cat beats all dogs too.
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Old July-22nd-2009, 12:34 PM   #25
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I think there are very cool cats. Just none that I have owned.

My neighbor has 4 of them and one is cool. I figure they lucked out with that ratio.
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Old July-22nd-2009, 12:49 PM   #26
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you never hear about seeing eye cats...

That is obviously because no blind people like to think that their seeing eye cat might take them up on top of the kitchen cupboards, under furniture, or onto the top of an open door.
People have no sense of adventure and even poorer balance and jumping skills, compared to a cat.
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Old July-22nd-2009, 07:00 PM   #27
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I think there are very cool cats. Just none that I have owned.

My neighbor has 4 of them and one is cool. I figure they lucked out with that ratio.
And don't get me wrong...I love dogs.


I just don't want to own one is all.
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Old July-22nd-2009, 09:17 PM   #28
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Thank you rollhead. Me likes hate thread over love thread

I think this is a reference to the morons whose cats go missing and then accuse the local Chinese restaurant of kidnapping and killing them and using them as an ingredient.
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Old July-22nd-2009, 10:19 PM   #29
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I think this is a reference to the morons whose cats go missing and then accuse the local Chinese restaurant of kidnapping and killing them and using them as an ingredient.
The local Hmong, Laotian and Vietnamese face the same bigotry.


Mostly, though, the Mexican-Americans get the worst of it; "Chihuahua on a stick" references regarding the local taco trucks in the area is a favorite put-down.

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