March-31st-2003, 04:01 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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The flaccid thread
99% of a man's life is spent in a flaccid state.
So much for tumescence.
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March-31st-2003, 04:37 PM
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We are the only reality
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: beautiful British Columbia
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Re: The flaccid thread
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Originally posted by clinthopson
99% of a man's life is spent in a flaccid state.
So much for tumescence.
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LOL!!! I don't know about anyone else, but I thank you for sharing that with the group. 
Last edited by patricia; March-31st-2003 at 04:37 PM.
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March-31st-2003, 04:39 PM
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holier than thou
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Cape Cod
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I spend about 80% of my weekends in a "gassy" state, especially after a real good dinner party.
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March-31st-2003, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
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"Oh, what a hell it is to be without testicles."
--Voltaire, Candide
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March-31st-2003, 04:54 PM
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colors outside the lines
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Monte Smith
"Oh, what a hell it is to be without testicles."
--Voltaire, Candide
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It's not so bad.
By the way can someone tell me what the accompanying smiley face means--it's got me stumped.
Last edited by tippy; March-31st-2003 at 04:55 PM.
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March-31st-2003, 04:56 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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Ladies my not have testicles, but I've known a few ball-busters in my day.
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March-31st-2003, 07:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I dont know, as long as you dont know what you're missing you should be alright.
Sun Ra was impotent you know, and look at him. i doubt he would have been able to do half the shit he did if his joint worked.
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March-31st-2003, 09:55 PM
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We are the only reality
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: beautiful British Columbia
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Quote:
Originally posted by Salvador Dali Lama
I dont know, as long as you dont know what you're missing you should be alright.
Sun Ra was impotent you know, and look at him. i doubt he would have been able to do half the shit he did if his joint worked.
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AND the only way to guarantee that you won't lose your hair, apparantly, is to be castrated. So, the choice is an imporant one. Do you want to keep your hair, thus appearing, to some, younger and more attractive, or............... ???? What to do? What to do?
Last edited by patricia; March-31st-2003 at 10:00 PM.
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March-31st-2003, 10:09 PM
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User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Below the line
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Tippy: The little blushing icon stands for girly or girly-man embarrassment. As you well know, no one who is easily embarrassed lasts long in the Alley.
It would be both uncomfortable and inconvenient to be rigid all the time. Unless of course you're a walrus.
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March-31st-2003, 10:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Bellingham WA
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Re: The flaccid thread
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Originally posted by clinthopson
So much for tumescence.
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REally ..what with the damn blood pressure crap I gotta take, I 'm glad for occasional onemescence ..
s'cuse me .. I think I'm getting a soft off ..
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April-1st-2003, 06:47 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Paris, France
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There's a rock singer named Amy Rigby who has an amusing song called "Balls." Some of the lyrics are:
You've got a lot of nerve
To be calling here
But I love your nerve
You've got a lot of gall
You don't even care
About me at all
You've got a lot of balls
You don't even care
Wish I could grow a pair
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