September-29th-2003, 03:26 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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Write your own caption
French President Jacques Chirac falls for the old "what's that on your tie" joke, pulled ably by First Practical Jokester Laura Bush.
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September-29th-2003, 03:29 PM
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poor folk's child
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Freedom Kisses.
Last edited by Uli; September-29th-2003 at 04:44 PM.
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September-29th-2003, 03:39 PM
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Guest
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Old Spice?
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September-29th-2003, 03:42 PM
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************
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Re: Write your own caption
Quote:
Originally posted by Gentle Giant
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"Secret Service, the First Lady will need a handy wipe. Stat!"
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September-29th-2003, 04:10 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Itschy Kitschy Ya ya YA Ya
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September-29th-2003, 05:00 PM
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and in the end ...
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Young Jacques was taken aback after he had inflated his new plastic companion.
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September-29th-2003, 05:09 PM
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Re: Write your own caption
"Je savais que tu viendrais."
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September-29th-2003, 05:48 PM
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What heart?!
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"Oh my...A real man!"
"Mademoiselle, we're lovers, not fighters..."
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September-29th-2003, 05:51 PM
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Re: Write your own caption
It's too easy to caption this, "I surrender."
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September-29th-2003, 06:09 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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Umm ... Jacques, a little lower and with
enthusiasm, si vous plais.
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September-29th-2003, 11:15 PM
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User
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Re: Write your own caption
Quote:
Originally posted by Gentle Giant
First Lady Laura Bush spills sauce armoricaine on her ring finger; French President Jaques Chirac chivalrously sucks the offending blot from her knuckle.
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Last edited by Dr Dave; September-29th-2003 at 11:15 PM.
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September-29th-2003, 11:26 PM
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Just be frank
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Laura Bush's hair agrees to go on date with Chirac - French President thrilled!
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September-30th-2003, 02:13 AM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
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Quote:
Originally posted by mjb
Young Jacques was taken aback after he had inflated his new plastic companion.
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ROFL!
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September-30th-2003, 08:04 AM
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Columnated ruins domino
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"Is that a baguette in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
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September-30th-2003, 09:28 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Madame, Is that hair on your knuckles?
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September-30th-2003, 09:29 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Wait'll you see his frog walk!
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September-30th-2003, 09:42 AM
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Columnated ruins domino
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The American Appaloosa lands a vicious uppercut to the glass jaw of The French Filly.
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September-30th-2003, 10:01 AM
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holier than thou
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Re: Write your own caption
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Originally posted by Gentle Giant
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French president Jacques Chirac enjoying his favorite delicacy; pig's knuckles.
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September-30th-2003, 10:36 AM
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With a fleeting shiver of horror, Laura Bush wondered if they all smelled that way.
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September-30th-2003, 12:45 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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How 'bout puttin' it in mah butt, Jacques?
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September-30th-2003, 12:54 PM
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Re: Write your own caption
"My heart, no! There are cameras present. My jealous husband commands the world's largest nuclear arsenal. (Not that size matters). If he sees us together, he'll freedom fry your entire country."
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September-30th-2003, 04:51 PM
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holier than thou
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Quote:
Originally posted by RBS
How 'bout puttin' it in mah butt, Jacques?
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Hey now!
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September-30th-2003, 09:53 PM
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"They were like this."
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October-1st-2003, 09:56 AM
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An imbecile pure & simple
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Re: Write your own caption
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Originally posted by Gentle Giant
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No caption; I just want to know where her other hand is...
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October-1st-2003, 10:58 AM
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"I did not have sex with that woman, Mrs. Laura Bush."
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October-1st-2003, 05:05 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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French President licks a Bush. Film at 11.
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October-2nd-2003, 08:41 PM
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"You bastard. No wonder you didn't call!"
"Yasser, Yasser. Don't be silly. You know I am only in bed with you."
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October-2nd-2003, 08:47 PM
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I'm sure I am the only one still having fun with this thread, but I love a good caption contest. Thanks for creating it, GG.
"It was the weirdest thing. He tried seventeen times, and then rolled off me claiming he couldn't go in unilaterally."
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October-3rd-2003, 09:14 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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My pleasure, Monte. We should certainly open it up to new photos.
Heil Ahnold!
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October-3rd-2003, 10:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gentle Giant
My pleasure, Monte. We should certainly open it up to new photos.
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Absolutely!
"Get your skinny wrists out of the way, I want to grope you!"
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