Old September-29th-2003, 08:36 PM   #1
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Old September-29th-2003, 08:49 PM   #2
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When I was a little kid living on the southwest Florida coast, there was a newswoman for WBBH channel 20 out of Fort Myers named Penny Peed.

Does that count?







uh-oh..........





I think I hear Rita getting her keys out...................
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Old September-29th-2003, 08:51 PM   #3
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Old September-29th-2003, 11:08 PM   #4
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Old September-30th-2003, 01:54 AM   #5
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uh-oh..........

I think I hear Rita getting her keys out...................
My keys? My keys? I don't get it.

I'll have you know that I've contributed to both the New Place for Your Banana thread and the Anus thread. I'll contribute to this thread too if I run into any Penis.
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Old September-30th-2003, 10:04 AM   #6
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Scott and Jazzoline,

This tread is not about Pennys. It is about people named Peni, spelled P-e-n-i, as the title indicates. To bring up Pennys in a Peni thread is straying way off topic and violates the purity of the subject at hand.

When the correct spelling is not adhered to it suggests that this tread's title was intended for a cheap laugh, and that's not what we're about !
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Old September-30th-2003, 10:16 AM   #7
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Scott and Jazzoline,

This tread is not about Pennys. It is about people named Peni, spelled P-e-n-i, as the title indicates. To bring up Pennys in a Peni thread is straying way off topic and violates the purity of the subject at hand.

When the correct spelling is not adhered to it suggests that this tread's title was intended for a cheap laugh, and that's not what we're about !

Oops, my bad!
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Old September-30th-2003, 10:29 AM   #8
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Seeing as how you posted that inspiring picture of Ms. Hudson, I shall find it in my heart to forgive you.




By the way, I was going to start a new thread but after a casual Google search I was unable to find anyone named Fece.
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Old September-30th-2003, 12:34 PM   #9
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I went to college with a guy named Jack Penix ..does that count?

It was always amusing on the first day of a sememster
in those mega gigantic lecture classes where the instructor
would try and read the roll call for the one and only time ...

99% would stumble when they got to the "p"s

thereby giiving Jack the opportunity to remark in a semi-loud
nasal voice:

" It's PENIX ..P-E-N-I-X- ..GOT IT ?? "






..( I guess you hadda be there .. )




on to the Vulva thread ..which I always thought of as a sturdy automobile ...
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Old September-30th-2003, 01:50 PM   #10
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Underhound, I would like to take this opportunity to express my deepest apologies for defiling your fine thread. Yes, I was going for cheap laughs.

I feel so juvenile.......................
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Old September-30th-2003, 03:53 PM   #11
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a Peni-Baby (that's a heart tied around its neck)

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another Peni-Baby

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Peni Fitzpatrick, dog trainer .. Peni Wilson, interior designer

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Old September-30th-2003, 05:37 PM   #14
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So is it Pee-nigh or Pen-knee or even Pen-nigh?
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Old September-30th-2003, 05:40 PM   #15
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Peni Fitzpatrick, dog trainer........Peni Wilson, interior designer
Peni's from Heaven?
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"PENI TAVUTONIVALU is an experienced musician who has played mostly in dance bands in his native Fiji. His extensive repertoire includes many old standards, rock and roll tunes as well as the beautiful music indigenous to the South Pacific."

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Old September-30th-2003, 07:09 PM   #18
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Old September-30th-2003, 09:28 PM   #19
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Good work Bluenoter. You have proven yourself quite adept at finding Penis.

One might say you have a nose for Penis.
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