Geraldo buys Fox Network!

[Ron Thorne]

This is purely fictitious!

April Fool's Day!

Next.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Made me look, Ron!

Glad you reminded me, actually. I always forget and Rita often pulls something heavy-duty and I get stung big time. I'll never forget the April Fools Day I was awakened by our son covered in "blood," begging me weakly to get him to the hospital...

SDCSteve: >. I'll never forget the April Fools Day I was awakened by our son covered in "blood," begging me weakly to get him to the hospital...<

It's a wonder that prank didn't get *you* to the hospital with a severe cardiac MI. That kind ain't funny, McGee!

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

That's what I told her, Fred!! She's never gone quite that far since, although she usually does manage to get me.

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Living with Rita is obviously not boring....................