Clinton v Bush (The Important stuff)

[HenryMc]

Since you guys are obsessed on Baghdad Bush and on Billy the Lech I think we should compare the important things about them.


Clinton
has had lotsa blow jobs

Bush
has had lotsa 'blow'

Clinton
smoked dope but didn't inhale

Bush
snorted coke - but got the ring-pull caught up his nose

Clinton
served his country by running away to england to study

Bush
served his country by running away

Clinton
married Hilliary

Bush
married Laura

Clinton
has one really bright child

Bush
has a set of dumb twins

Clinton
was charming in that kinda Kennedian way

Bush
isn't

Clinton
achieved despite his families social standing

Bush
achieved because of his

Clinton
thinks 'Whitewater'was a way to make some dough

Bush
thinks 'whitewater' was what his pappy drank in the south under segregation.

Clinton
was a Rhodes scholar

Bush
thinks a Rhodes scholar might be a guy into late 70's Ozzy

Any others??

thinks a Rhodes scholar might be a guy into late 70's Ozzy

*clapclapclapclapclap*

Rest in piece, Randy.

[HenryMc]

I'm getting a complex here - gees ...cant you guys come up with any differences between the weinie with the weinie and the weiner with the war?

Hmm I expected more ..perhaps I missed the magic 'key'words ...ah gerbil ....rodent....retsin.....boner ...hee hee hee