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Old October-14th-2003, 07:55 PM   #1
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Old October-14th-2003, 08:19 PM   #2
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Old October-14th-2003, 08:28 PM   #3
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Old October-14th-2003, 08:31 PM   #4
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Old October-14th-2003, 08:35 PM   #6
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Old October-14th-2003, 08:37 PM   #7
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Gay go up and gay go down,
To ring the bells of London town.

Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clements.


Bull's eyes and targets,
Say the bells of St. Marg'ret's.

Brickbats and tiles,
Say the bells of St. Giles'.

Halfpence and farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin's.

Pancakes and fritters,
Say the bells of St. Peter's.

Two sticks and an apple,
Say the bells of Whitechapel.

Pokers and tongs,
Say the bells of St. John's.

Kettles and pans,
Say the bells of St. Ann's.

Old Father Baldpate,
Say the slow bells of Aldgate.

You owe me ten shillings,
Say the bells of St. Helen's

When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.

When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.

Pray when will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney.

I do not know,
Says the great bell of Bow.

Here comes a candle to light you to bed,
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head.
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Old October-14th-2003, 08:52 PM   #8
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Old October-14th-2003, 09:01 PM   #9
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Picture looks like three tomatoes, but you know: fucking Reds.

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Old October-14th-2003, 09:06 PM   #10
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Old October-14th-2003, 09:26 PM   #11
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Old October-14th-2003, 09:44 PM   #12
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Old October-14th-2003, 09:45 PM   #13
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Old October-14th-2003, 09:50 PM   #14
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Old October-14th-2003, 09:59 PM   #17
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I looked at the URL of Pete's image in #12, but at first I couldn't guess whether those were natural rock crystal formations or something to eat.

Silly me!
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Old October-14th-2003, 10:05 PM   #20
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Old October-14th-2003, 10:15 PM   #21
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GREEN=GO

ORANGE=GO FASTER

This vexing problem on the streets of Fresno, CA, some years ago was debated by the City Council. One of the solutions, seriously discussed, was having the ORANGE light timed longer, to reduce the number of accidents at intersections, because nobody seemed to understand that ORANGE meant caution, slow down, not go like a bat out of hell.
Goodspeak, because he lives in Visalia, may know whether this ridiculous solution was implemented.
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Old October-14th-2003, 10:27 PM   #23
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Old October-14th-2003, 10:29 PM   #25
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