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Old November-18th-2003, 02:06 PM   #1
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The *correct* way to perform an unforgettable suicide.....

This guy has style (from today's Boston Herald):
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Source: Brandeis student slit own throat at party

by Jennifer Rosinski
Tuesday, November 18, 2003

A Brandeis University senior high on psychedelic mushrooms slit his own throat before falling head first over a third-floor balcony in Gloucester in an apparent suicide, a source said yesterday.


Eliezer ``Elie'' Schwartz, 21, was partying in the 5 Pirates Lane condominium with at least four other students when he tumbled off the balcony about 4:30 p.m. Saturday.

Schwartz's best friend, Michael Chapper, 22, sustained a cut to his hand trying to yank the serated knife away from the economics major, the source said. Police found student Craig Glaslow, 21, lying on a bed with dried blood on his mouth, according to the Eagle-Tribune of Lawrence. They also found bloody footprints leading to the balcony.

Schwartz, the son of a prominent New York rabbi and a dean of a Jewish theology college, died just before 3 a.m. Sunday at Addison Gilbert Hospital, said Stephen O'Connell, spokesman for the Essex District Attorney's Office.

Schwartz was to be best man in his brother's wedding next month. His sister is a freshman at Brandeis.
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Old November-18th-2003, 02:13 PM   #2
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I don't get it. Schwartz killed Glaslow and then killed himself? Is that what happened?
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Old November-18th-2003, 02:32 PM   #3
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Even better-a *murder* suicide.
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Old November-18th-2003, 03:50 PM   #4
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What about the guy that jumped into that croc pit a few months back?

Now THATS a memorable way to go!!
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