November-30th-2003, 08:59 PM
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Registered User
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The Christmas Boner Song Thread
You better watch out
For Boners that Fly
You better watch out
For prong in your eye
Boner Claus is Coming to Town
He's making a list
He's making my wife
He's making dead worms
He's making them twice
Boner Claus is Coming to Town
Last edited by steve(thelil); May-25th-2004 at 09:52 PM.
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November-30th-2003, 09:08 PM
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and in the end ...
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Toronto
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Boner bells, boner bells
Boner all the way.
Last edited by mjb; November-30th-2003 at 09:08 PM.
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November-30th-2003, 09:15 PM
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What heart?!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Türkiye
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The boner outside is frightful...
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November-30th-2003, 09:17 PM
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************
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Manchester United States of America
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Cripes! Here we are just beginning to stuff our packages under the fir, and steve(thelil) decides he has to shoot off.
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November-30th-2003, 09:35 PM
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Unfocused User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somerville, MA
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Nothing like a quadruple entendre to slow momentum.
Good King Wenceslas looked out, upon the bone of Steven...
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November-30th-2003, 10:07 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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It Came Upon A Midnight Boner
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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November-30th-2003, 10:13 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,699
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Silent Boner, Holy Boner
All is Hard, All is Upright,
Roun' Young Virgin,
Holy Shit, What to Do?
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November-30th-2003, 10:21 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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[thelil]...you've got WAY too much time on your hands.
Last edited by GoodSpeak; November-30th-2003 at 10:24 PM.
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November-30th-2003, 11:29 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Boners
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November-30th-2003, 11:35 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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I'll take one, thank you.
[sniff]
Last edited by GoodSpeak; November-30th-2003 at 11:37 PM.
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November-30th-2003, 11:44 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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Joy To The Boner
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December-1st-2003, 01:51 AM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Deck the halls with boners of holly?
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December-1st-2003, 01:52 AM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
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Oh Tannenboner
Ha ha. C'mon, that's funny.
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December-1st-2003, 01:55 AM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
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I Saw Mommy Kissing.... okay, I'll stop right there.
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December-1st-2003, 07:57 AM
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Registered User
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Boner the Bone Nosed Boner
Had a very boney bone
And if you even boned him
You would even bone his bone
Minimalism, baby
The concept was largely borrowed from the thelil family classic "Diller the Dill-Nosed Diller"
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December-1st-2003, 09:58 AM
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poor folk's child
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Location: Chicago
Posts: 12,178
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December-1st-2003, 10:08 AM
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Unflappable
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Posts: 15,849
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Come, they told me, parum pum pum pum,
A new born Boner to see, parum pum pum pum,
Our finest gifts we loan, parum pum pum pum,
To lay before the Bone, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
So to honour It, parum pum pum pum,
When we come.
Baby Boner, parum pum pum pum,
I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum,
I have no bone to loan, parum pum pum pum,
That's fit to give our Bone, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
Shall I "play" for you, parum pum pum pum
On my bone?
Mary nodded parum pum pum pum,
The Ox and Lamb kept time, parum pum pum pum,
I played my bone for Him, parum pum pum pum,
I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
Then He smiled at me, parum pum pum pum,
Me and my bone.
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December-1st-2003, 10:12 AM
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Plus ça change...
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Boston area
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The most wonderful time of the night.
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December-1st-2003, 10:14 AM
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holier than thou
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 8,708
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Dashing cross the snow
In a one-boned open bone
O'er the bone we go
Boning all the way ha-ha-ha
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December-1st-2003, 10:56 AM
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Unfocused User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somerville, MA
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Silver Balls, Silver Balls...
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December-1st-2003, 11:51 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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All I want for Christman is a big fat boner
A big fat boner
A big fat boner
All I want for Christmas is a big fat boner
To schtup the girl next door.
__________________
Stand clear of the doors
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December-1st-2003, 01:13 PM
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Registered Osprey
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: DC (Taxation Without Representation)
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It came upon a midnight clear,
That glorious boner of old,
From angels bending near the earth,
To touch their boners of gold.
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December-1st-2003, 01:17 PM
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Plus ça change...
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Boston area
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God rest ye merry gentlegirls
I pray you stay your work
You're rubbing off the very skin
There's nothing left to perk.
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December-1st-2003, 09:01 PM
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Registered User
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(to the tune of "It's Begining to look Alot Like Christmas")
It's beginning to look alot like Boner
Yim bi bim bim bim
Yimp ba biddle de ivy ee
Arr arr arr arr chim cheri
It's begining to look alot like Bone
Walt's was more profound, I admit.
Last edited by steve(thelil); December-1st-2003 at 09:04 PM.
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December-2nd-2003, 12:14 AM
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Next year....
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A LOT, dammit.
geez.
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December-2nd-2003, 12:15 AM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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...but I don't mean that in a bad [to the boner] way, you understand.
Last edited by GoodSpeak; December-2nd-2003 at 12:15 AM.
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December-2nd-2003, 07:47 AM
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Registered User
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It's the second thread I've now read where Goodspeak corrects me for using alot as one word instead of 2. In one day. That's alot of times for him to have been wrong. I am tabulating all such miscues and throwing them in a lot.
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December-2nd-2003, 09:10 AM
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User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Below the line
Posts: 9,884
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Santa Baby, just slip a boner under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
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December-2nd-2003, 10:45 AM
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Plus ça change...
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Boston area
Posts: 16,918
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Oh, boner night.
I wonder how you do that.
You seem to grow without help from above.
Oh boner night.
You go from skinny to fat.
Like a hand which will soon fill a glove.
Once a twig, you're now a bulging tree branch.
Make my pants look absolutely cool.
Fall on your knees!
Now get a little closer.
Oh night!
Oh night!
Oh night when boners grow.
Last edited by walto; December-2nd-2003 at 05:04 PM.
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December-2nd-2003, 11:14 PM
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User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Below the line
Posts: 9,884
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We wish you a Merry Boner
We wish you a Merry Boner
We wish you a Merry Boner
And a Happy New Bone.
Good tidings to you, and all your boners.
Good tidings, Merry Boner, and a Happy New Bone.
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