Paris Hilton

Nick · December-2nd-2003, 02:13 AM

Anybody else think she's ugly as sin? I keep getting junk emails trying to sell me her video. Shit, I'd pay not to see that. Something about anorexic, overly-tan, spoiled, uppity women really turns me off.

mke · December-2nd-2003, 03:28 AM

From what I hear, the video is not even well-lit enough to tell the difference.

Jimmy J · December-2nd-2003, 06:28 AM

She does nowt for me, either. Monica Bellucci on the other hand...

RBS · December-2nd-2003, 08:01 AM

I think she's kind of cute, actually.

Tom Storer · December-2nd-2003, 08:12 AM

I don't know what she looks like.

Nick, under what circumstances might you describe a man as "uppity"?

December-2nd-2003, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by Tom Storer
I don't know what she looks like.

Nick, under what circumstances might you describe a man as "uppity"?

Maybe one who loses it every time he breaks a nail?

claude · December-2nd-2003, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by Tom Storer
I don't know what she looks like.

Me neither, I thought they were referring to a hotel in France.

Uli · December-2nd-2003, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by Tom Storer
I don't know what she looks like.

I looked her up on google. She ain't my type, but ugly as sin? I have seen sin.

mke · December-2nd-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by claude
Me neither, I thought they were referring to a hotel in France.

Almost, as she is the heiress to the Hilton (of hotel-chain fame) fortune.

tippy · December-2nd-2003, 08:40 AM

She has a sister (younger I think) that looks like her too. In fact, I can't tell them apart. I didn't realize they had a claim to fame beyond being club-going New York socialites. The younger one was slightly more notorious at one time but I guess big sister has taken her spot over. I think Paris would probably be prettier if her look wasn't so fabricated. It's that 80s excess thing she probably learned from her mom, sort of rebellious Ivana Trump. But these girls are Bad girls. I wonder how long they'll keep it up?

Nick · December-2nd-2003, 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by Tom Storer
I don't know what she looks like.

Nick, under what circumstances might you describe a man as "uppity"?

By "uppity" I mean that she seems to think she's better than most everyone else. A man could be "uppity" under the same circumstances. She just seems to be all over the place lately and she really drives me nuts. Possibly the most irritating celebrity to emerge in the last couple years in my opinion.

Tanager · December-2nd-2003, 09:12 AM

I can't understand why someone like Paris Hilton would matter enough to anyone to actually drive anyone nuts. She's an extraneous data point to be disregarded in toto, IMHO.

Brian Olewnick · December-2nd-2003, 09:13 AM

Until I began hearing news of the sex video, I was blissfully unaware of Ms. Hilton's existence. Now she's everywhere. I have all due confidence, however, that a year from now she'll be back in her well-deserved oblivion.

RBS · December-2nd-2003, 09:31 AM

I think she's kind of cute, what can I say?

Pete C · December-2nd-2003, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by tippy
She has a sister

Hanoi?

bluenoter · December-2nd-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Mike Goodbar
The Hilton Sisters (wasn't there a set of co-joined twins who made it big in vaudeville with that same moniker?)

I think they were mostly known as the Hilton Twins. Here they are--Daisy and Violet Hilton:

Nick · December-2nd-2003, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by RBS
I think she's kind of cute, what can I say?

Wow! She looks a lot better in that picture than in any other I've seen. She's still irritating though.

shrugs · December-2nd-2003, 10:27 AM

Pete C · December-2nd-2003, 10:31 AM

December-2nd-2003, 10:54 AM

Neither sister is ugly as sin, but neither does a damn thing for me. Paris is only marginally nice looking(and thats only in the right light), the other is semi-cute.

hornplayer · December-2nd-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Nick
Anybody else think she's ugly as sin?

I never heard of her. Every time I've heard some mention of Paris Hilton, I thought they were talking about some hotel in France.

Go figure!

shrugs · December-2nd-2003, 11:20 AM

The whole "ugly as sin" thing is a hoot. But maybe she is too young for most of the guys here since most of them are old enough to have punched the clown to thoughts of Ginger or Mary Ann while Gilliigan was still in syndication.

al j · December-2nd-2003, 11:21 AM

LOL!

Pete C · December-2nd-2003, 11:27 AM

I may be old, but I've never heard "punch the clown" before. Maybe it postdates me.

Tom Storer · December-2nd-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by shrugs
maybe she is too young for most of the guys here since most of them are old enough to have punched the clown to thoughts of Ginger or Mary Ann while Gilliigan was still in syndication.

That's it, laugh while you can, sonny. You too will grow old and infirm! Callow youths will snicker, "That shrugs is old enough to have punched the clown to the Paris Hilton video! Nyark nyark!"

Now where did I put my teeth?

clinthopson · December-2nd-2003, 11:31 AM

A review in todays LA TImes discussed the FOx series where Ms Hilton and her friend are placed in a poverty stricken farm.

What planet are these fucking bimbos from?

Monte Smith · December-2nd-2003, 11:34 AM

After lengthy reflection, I am prepared to give my considered opinion on the matter.

Paris is fucking hot as shit. Ya'll are fucking morons.

Salvador Dali Lama · December-2nd-2003, 11:36 AM

evidently she does have blow. bitch looks like a basehead.

anyway, I'd rather see the r. kelly doo-doo tape.

RBS · December-2nd-2003, 12:13 PM

What tape is that?

mke · December-2nd-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by RBS
What tape is that?

She filmed herself having sex with someone.