Some Dumb Jazz Questions

[HenryMc]

If John Klemmer joined a Yiddish band would he change his name to John Klemzer?

If Phil Wood only played Arabic Music would he change his name to Phil Oud?

If Miles Davis was born in Europe would he be called Kilometer Davis?

Is Bent Persson really bent?

If Chet Baker had played at the Bakery would he have made much bread?

[Dr Dave]

What is it that Stan Getz?

Is Lou Donaldson the son of Donald Duck?

Was John Birks Gillespie dizzy?

Louis Armstrong. How did his arm get so strong?

Why did the policeman who arrested the hooker tell the judge to Book'er, Ervin!

[Mike Schwartz]

Yes they are...OUCH!!

[HenryMc]

What makes Pete Jolly?

What if Dudu Pukwana didn't wanna?

If Brian Lynch joined Sex Mob would it be a Lynch Mob?

How High does Dick Hyman get?

What makes Al Grey?

Do other musos wonder what Kenny Drew?

Can Junior Coook?

[moneyp]

What country was the Ellington Duke of? Is it the same country that Basie is the Count of?

When people called Blakey "Bu," did he ever get scared?

Where is the Thelonious Monastery?

[clinthopson]

Did Woody Herman get woodies?

Is there a brother for Rosetta Tharp?

Was Billy Strayhorn's horn a Selmer?

Explain George Russell.

[HenryMc]

If Herbie Nichols was born in the UK would he be Herbie Sixpence?

What did Joe Sample?

Why is Jimmy Rushing?

What did Bill Pierce?

What did Manhatten Transfer?

What made Frank Lowe?

Where did Harold Land?

(Getting desperate now!!)




Clint
I loved Explain George Russell!)

[Enforcer]

If she was his lady, was Woody Herman?

Unable to come up with more than one right now,
Larry