If Yoko was Keith Richards's girlfriend..

[steve(thelil)]

..instead of John Lennon's, the world would be a SERIOUSLY different place.

Doncha think?

[steve(thelil)]

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If Yoko was Keith Richards's girlfriend..

...boggles the mind.

..instead of John Lennon's, the world would be a SERIOUSLY different place.

Saint, that be totally profound; totally. Gives new credence to taming of the shrew.

[HenryMc]

if yoko got tied up with rockin' keef
firstly she would have make him fix his teeth
and she'd give him wanky pretentious airs
and tell him to babysit his heirs
she'd have sat in on sessions and broke up the stones
or else filled brown sugar and bitch with her moans
they'd be so much in love but then gol dang
keef would have an affair with may pang
but yoko would of course take him back
and keef would stay at home just being slack
so no goat's head soup or exile on main street
would come from keef's new york retreat
meanwhile mick would continue to make
solo albums that are hard to take
meanwhile keef would just stay home
and write love songs for Yoko to atone

[Gentle Giant]

...Sean would've been a crack baby.

Speaking of crack, can you picture Keith in the buff for the cover of Two Virgins?