Old January-28th-2004, 03:35 PM   #1
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Are you a toolbox?

Do you lack basic social skills?
Are you subtle as a mallet?
Would being called a "tool" be a compliment?

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Old January-28th-2004, 03:55 PM   #2
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I'm a toolbox baby, why don't you kill me?
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Old January-28th-2004, 04:00 PM   #3
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Old January-28th-2004, 04:03 PM   #4
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Botox toolbox.
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Old January-28th-2004, 04:13 PM   #5
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I like to think of myself as more of a lunchbox--the yellow schoolbus one with Disney characters riding inside. We're on the Highway to Hell, but our tummies are snuggly with Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches soaked in Diet Coke. Donald's driving and I'm riding on Mickey's lap.
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Old January-28th-2004, 04:21 PM   #6
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I had an Incredible Hulk lunchbox as a kid, but mom made the unfortunate mistake of trying to "dry it out" in the oven, which melted all the paint off of it (those things are worth a fortune, nowadays). The neighbor had an extra Barbie lunchbox I could use. No f'ing way.
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Old January-28th-2004, 04:26 PM   #7
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"Doc Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays..."

I was a Marvel Comics guy to the bone. Spiderman first and foremost, followed closely by the Fantastic Four.

Stretcho and Ben Grimm, baby.

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Old January-28th-2004, 04:27 PM   #8
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I still have the one described in my post--it was my brother's lunchbox, but somehow it made its way into my possession (I have never forgiven him for eating my LipSmackers). Unfortunately, it has red nail enamel spilled all over the inside. But I just can't give it up. It's gotta be 25 years old now.
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Old January-28th-2004, 04:41 PM   #9
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Old January-28th-2004, 07:54 PM   #10
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I see toolboxes.
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Old January-28th-2004, 07:58 PM   #11
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I think I'll just leave that one alone...
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Old January-28th-2004, 08:17 PM   #12
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Old January-28th-2004, 08:21 PM   #13
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LOL

Yer killin' me, Hate ;-)

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Old January-28th-2004, 08:28 PM   #14
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Couldn't resist.
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Old January-28th-2004, 09:55 PM   #15
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I'm not a toolbox.

"When I was a boy I thought about the times I'd be a man
I'd sit inside a bottle and pretend I was in a can
In my lonely room I'd sit my mind in an ice cream cone
You can throw me if you wanna 'cause I'm a bone and I go
Oop-ip-ip, oop-ip-ip, yeah!"

--Arthur Lee, the next most important African American after Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Paul Robeson, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, James Brown, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jimi Hendrix, Prince, and Ice Cube.

Tippy: When you're on the Highway To Hell, creamy peanut butter is a consolation.
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