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View Poll Results: Would You Be A Better President Than George W. Bush?
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George W. Bush is not in fact president. He is merely a court-appointed stooge being propped up by a band of reactionary gangsters intent on destroying all that is good and decent in the universe.
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February-2nd-2004, 03:00 PM
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Be Afraid
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Would You Make a Better President Than George W. Bush?
Vote!
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February-2nd-2004, 03:31 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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My pet tortoise, Larry, who is now in hibernation, would make a better president than that moron.
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February-2nd-2004, 03:39 PM
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10 Day Disabled List
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Virtually any of the former and current announced Democratic candidates in these primaries would probably make a better president than George W. Bush. I personally would not have the experience, patience or interest in the office.
Last edited by SinginSumo; February-2nd-2004 at 03:41 PM.
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February-2nd-2004, 03:42 PM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
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I think I would make a better president than anyone. My constituents might disagree, but so what?
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February-2nd-2004, 04:13 PM
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Plus ça change...
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Oh, I think you missed this choice, Crawjo:
X Of course not! George W. Bush is one of the few men in America with the courage and wisdom to prevent what little is left of the civilized, Christian world from falling into the hands of lawless Jihadists and gay atheists, and he does this thankless work for God and Western Civilization in spite of an incredibly large mass of uncaring, stupid, leftwing unappreciative Democrats, blind independents, and moronic Europeans.
Last edited by walto; February-2nd-2004 at 04:37 PM.
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February-2nd-2004, 04:16 PM
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77 sunset strip
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No I'd probably be a bad president. I'd work for select interest groups like Big Oil and I'd probably invade countries that upset my family. Heck my dad was in World War two so there's a few countries I don't like right there. I'd probably ignore the UN (bunch of pantywaists) and invade countries on dodgy intelligence, I'd stay outta the palestinian conflict though....yessirree I would unless a few of my neo-con buddies wanted me to get involved and then I'd just condemn the palestinians.
Hang on ....this sounds familiar....I better check what names on my driver's licence!
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February-2nd-2004, 04:38 PM
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Registered Loser
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Quote:
Originally posted by walto
...in spite of an incredibly large mass of uncaring, stupid, leftwing unappreciative Democrats, blind independents, and moronic Europeans.
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You forgot evil, freedom-hating marxists (unless that's what you meant by Europeans)
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February-2nd-2004, 05:55 PM
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We are the only reality
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I voted yes I would, egotist that I am. I like the idea of being given credit for political acumen that I don't possess and wisdom that I don't possess either. Also, having everyone laugh at my lame jokes, because I'm President appeals to me. AND I would get to wear battle gear, even though I have never served, honourably or otherwise.
Being given the benefit of the doubt, when I say something really stupid is another good point. As it is now, people actually challenge my comments, instead of just nodding and assuming that I know what I'm talking about.
Saying, "Bring 'em on", challenging the enemy, also would make me look brave, even though the biggest threat to my life may well be possible choking on a pretzel in my own family room.
Last edited by patricia; February-3rd-2004 at 10:59 AM.
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February-2nd-2004, 08:54 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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Like I said in another thread, my dog would be a better President, and
I don't even have a dog.
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February-2nd-2004, 09:41 PM
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I'd get somebody other than Dick Cheney to do all the hard stuff for me.
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February-2nd-2004, 09:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sergio Zamora
You forgot evil, freedom-hating marxists (unless that's what you meant by Europeans)
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What evil, freedom-hating marxists? If there are any left, they're in Central Asia, and who cares about them anyway. It's freedom-hating religious extremists who value their beliefs more than they value their own lives who are the problem now.
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February-2nd-2004, 10:06 PM
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I don't know if I would make a better President, but I would fuck Laura a lot harder.
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February-2nd-2004, 10:32 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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Quote:
Originally posted by Monte Smith
I don't know if I would make a better President, but I would fuck Laura a lot harder.
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I don't know, Monte. She's always got that silly smile on her face.
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February-3rd-2004, 12:31 AM
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Just be frank
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She's a "Stepford Wife", you know ...
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February-3rd-2004, 09:03 AM
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We are the only reality
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Quote:
Originally posted by BFrank
She's a "Stepford Wife", you know ...
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Laura Bush has perfected Nancy Reagan's "GAZE". She's a Nancy-clone with wider hips and no fashion sense.
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February-3rd-2004, 09:07 AM
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That's it! I'd be a better President because I'd get my WIFE to do all the hard stuff for me, like paying the bills, just like she does now.
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February-3rd-2004, 06:25 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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I'd vote for you Crawjo. But, your name isnt on the bulletin and..I'm not american... Awwww
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February-4th-2004, 12:53 AM
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Next year....
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I have a corn on my left foot that would make a better president than George the Second.
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February-4th-2004, 12:54 AM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dr Dave
What evil, freedom-hating marxists? If there are any left, they're in Central Asia, and who cares about them anyway. It's freedom-hating religious extremists who value their beliefs more than they value their own lives who are the problem now.
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What Dave said.
Well done ;-)
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February-4th-2004, 03:19 PM
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I would be hard put to name an American--not currently in politics--who would make a worse president than the one we didn't elect.
Seriously, I cannot think of a single positive thing to say about Bush--not one. We have had GOP crooks in the White House beore (elected ones, at that), but all have been preferable to this pathetic appointee.
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February-4th-2004, 03:40 PM
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with a twist
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I chose the Chris A. choice.
Related to this....did anyone read that book review in the Times on Sunday regarding the Paul O'Neill thing?
Cheney comes off like some spidery motherfucker spinning webs and laying traps behind the scenes. I never liked the man, and already had this same impression of him, so the description rang true to me.
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February-4th-2004, 05:29 PM
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Janet Jackson!
At least she lets it all hang out [or at least part of it];-)
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February-4th-2004, 05:36 PM
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Next year....
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Hey, boobs we got...we need a president.
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February-4th-2004, 05:36 PM
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holier than thou
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris A
Seriously, I cannot think of a single positive thing to say about Bush--not one.
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He's not Bill Clinton, for one.
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February-4th-2004, 06:04 PM
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Next year....
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Oh puh-LEEEZE.
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February-4th-2004, 06:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jesus marion joseph
He's not Bill Clinton, for one.
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That is painfully true. For that matter, he's not even Reagan or Nixon or Hoover or Mortimer Snerd.
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February-4th-2004, 06:44 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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I interpreted the thread title as a request, so I made one.
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February-4th-2004, 07:48 PM
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Be Afraid
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chris A
Seriously, I cannot think of a single positive thing to say about Bush--not one.
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Even if I thought the way you do about his politics, Chris, I could think of one thing that I like about him: The man loves baseball. Sure, he made some pretty bad trades while he was with the Rangers (cough cough...Harold Baines for Sammy Sosa...cough cough) but I would at least give him that.
Wouldn't you, Goody?
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February-4th-2004, 07:57 PM
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Actually, I was thinking the entire cast of Hee-Haw....every one of them could do that 'country twang' thing the Prez does when he's trying to be like a normal down home guy...sheesh
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February-4th-2004, 08:04 PM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally posted by crawjo
Even if I thought the way you do about his politics, Chris, I could think of one thing that I like about him: The man loves baseball. Sure, he made some pretty bad trades while he was with the Rangers (cough cough...Harold Baines for Sammy Sosa...cough cough) but I would at least give him that.
Wouldn't you, Goody?
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OK...he likes baseball.
What I'd really like to give him is a swift kick in the Ashcroft.
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