Two Things

[Gordon B]

Two Things

Some of these are very good.

[clinthopson]

I remember what a plumber friend said about his profession:

Shit flows downhill
Payday's on Friday

About my profession:

The Qualified Retirement Plan laws will always change
Some guy will figure out how to use them to his client's advantage. (And I'll figure out how to steal his ideas)

[Dr Dave]

Magazine Publishing:
The two things about printers
1. They lie.
2. They're late.

Consulting:
1. If you give the clients what they want, they'll love you.
2. If you always give the clients what they want, they'll stop using you.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

There are three rules for writing a novel.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

-- W. Somerset Maugham