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Old April-8th-2004, 11:34 PM   #1
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I swear...I am not making this up.

From today's Fresno Bee:

Angry bees swarm road after crash.

Truck hits cow, tossing hives onto highway.




By Jason D. Plemons
The Fresno Bee

(Updated Thursday, April 8, 2004, 12:45 PM)

A beekeeper hauling hundreds of hives in his truck hit a cow late Tuesday on Highway 190 east of Porterville near Springville and crashed into a bridge, freeing millions of bees.


Jerry Tillery of Porterville was headed west with about 300 boxes of bees and a forklift on the back of his truck when he hit a black cow that had wandered onto the darkened highway, according to California Highway Patrol reports.

Tillery's truck hit part of the Pleasant Oak bridge and flipped onto its side and off the road, where it ended up in a ditch. Tillery, 64, was taken to Sierra View District Hospital for treatment of major injuries.

A hospital spokeswoman refused to provide information on his condition Wednesday night.

The boxes of bees were scattered across the road, and the angry bees swarmed, blocking visibility on the roadway and slowing rescue efforts.

"It was quite a scene," said Dan Andrews, who owns A to Z Bee Removal Service in Laton. CHP called Andrews to help clean up the swarm. "They were swarming everywhere, but they eventually calmed down."

Andrews had to work fast. The cool air was working to help keep the bees calm, but soon the sun would be up, and the bees would start swarming again.

"There was no way I could save them," Andrews said. "It was just impossible. There were people needing to work out there, and it's close to a golf course. If I didn't get that thing taken care of, lots of people would have ended up getting stung."

Without the time necessary to collect them all, Andrews said, he had to exterminate them. "It was quite a shame," he said. "Those were some of the best-looking hives I've ever seen in my life. That beekeeper makes me look like an amateur."

Each box was home to 60,000 to 80,000 bees, said deputy Tulare County agriculture commissioner Bill Deavours, and each box fetches about $60 per day for the beekeeper when set up to help farmers pollinate their crops.

Bees normally are docile when they are working all day, Deavours said.

"They'll literally work themselves to death if they are out pollinating," he said. "They're pretty calm when they're like that. But when they're moved, or disturbed during something like this, look out."

Andrews said the bees stung him a few times.

Officials closed part of Highway 190 until about 11 a.m. Wednesday and diverted traffic around the crash site. The truck damaged about 50 feet of concrete railing, forcing Caltrans officials to narrow traffic to one lane for the next three or four days while crews repair the damage, spokeswoman Gloria Samaniego said.

The reporter can be reached at jplemons@fresnobee.com

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Old April-8th-2004, 11:43 PM   #2
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Did I mention there's no Jazz in my Little Land O'Enchantment..?

Tractor pulls and cow shit we got...but no Jazz.


Now we got angry bees.


[heaviest of sighs]


Did I further mention I was on a jury last November for cattle rustlin'?

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Old April-8th-2004, 11:44 PM   #3
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Old April-9th-2004, 12:30 AM   #4
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Old April-9th-2004, 12:35 AM   #5
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Old April-9th-2004, 12:26 PM   #6
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"A to Z Bee Removal Service." How the hell can anyone compete against that company name?
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Old April-9th-2004, 01:21 PM   #7
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"A to Z Bee Removal Service." How the hell can anyone compete against that company name?
See?



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Old April-9th-2004, 03:54 PM   #8
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Cool whatever

nothing surprizes me anymore. if you had jury don't complain. don't explain.

if a overturned truck upset bee colonies you do have a almighty mess. well then..... like i said that alone would unsettle any person with a bad stomach. bees don't seem to bother anybody when they are swarming around gargage cans or mess in general.

my oldest is afraid of bees, hornets, wasps or anything in that family of the stingers.

i remember in high school biology that we had to learn about the bee family.

the drones are the workers and the queen bumble bee will sting like a mf if you happen to mess with her. the drones do all of the work at her hive. the honeycomb is the left artifact of her home. she has moved on an so has her husbands the drones. drones by nature don't sting.

this was proven time and again until i studied beehives and took up a course of bee collecting. the bee keeper franki. that was also in high school on a farm in angola illinois.

was quite fun but got boring at my age. i was more interested in horses and they do bite a big chunk of whatever on your body. all animals can tell what kind of person you are. my one brother got bit for teasing the horse.

got off the trail of this post, bees are a funny creature of god. beehives and bees are not to be messed with unless you are the bee keeper.

if these people had any sense they would of closed the car, truck or any vehicle windows. i usually keep my windows closed instead of opened if a car wreck occurs.

time alone has told me not be a gauker. if a swarm of squad cars are at the scene why make it any worst.

yeah i do believe this story. i am also being called for jury duty. i have been living in NM for 6 years and this is the first time that i will be on a jury.

haven't gone yet, but i know the person is already quilty. why, you ask?

they wouldn't be there if they were innocent. i believe in an eye for an eye. even if i hear all of the evidence i would still have a guilty verdict. then again if the judge heres that i am not a very forgiving individual i may not get picked at all.

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Old April-9th-2004, 03:57 PM   #9
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Angry oh yeah

what happened to the cow??
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Old April-9th-2004, 04:14 PM   #10
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what happened to the cow??
Died of bee stings.
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Old April-9th-2004, 05:47 PM   #11
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Died of bee stings.
LOL

Actually, the article doesn't say, but I figure any bovine struck by a truck doin' 35 is pretty much, uh...hamburger.
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Old April-9th-2004, 06:58 PM   #12
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why is it then if a deer crosses the road and you are going at 35mph and you get hit does your front end get smashed and no air bag is there but you have two black eyes.

now you are going to tell me that cow ended up as hamburger or something else. what if that pickup got a busted front end? cows as i remember don't look like road kill or rabbit food, no matter how fast you are going. a cow will be going slow across that road look up at who is coming and just moo and drop its head to meander down the road path. ain't no way that it will be running. i believe its called an attitude. a goat or a bull is something else. they will purposely try to rame you, because its in their nature. a goat, when it butts you is pretty. a bull is worse. talk to a matador who has been gorred(sp) alive or dead and its not really pretty.

so since the cow wasn't mentioned, i do believe he had some cuts and abrasions but now hamburger. and i will take bets on this issue.

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Old April-9th-2004, 10:44 PM   #13
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Um.

Actually, the bovine in question is in, uh...rehab.


Doctors expect a full recovery and a safe return to his spot in the middle of the road protecting unsuspecting local citizens from trucks.
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