Rasputin's penis to be sex museum's star attraction

[Monte Smith]

Ananova.com

Russia's first museum of erotica is to open in St Petersburg - with Rasputin's penis reputedly among the exhibits.



Museum founder Igor Knyazkin says the 12ins organ will be the star attraction, reports Russian daily Nezavisimaya Gazeta.

Mr Knyazkin, who is also the chief of the prostate research centre of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, said he was particularly proud of the pickled penis.

He said: "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept.

"Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetres."

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

This may help explain the Tsarina's mysterious fascination with the monk.

[Captain Hate]

That must've been it 'cause I read that his "hygene" made him smell like a burning slaughterhouse packed full of goats.

[patricia]

Originally Posted by Captain Hate

That must've been it 'cause I read that his "hygene" made him smell like a burning slaughterhouse packed full of goats.

Careful, Cap'n. Even as you read this, some men's cologne company is formulating a fragrance which duplicates the erotic appeal of a burning slaughterhouse packed full of goats. Of course, it wouldn't be a disadvantage if the man who slapped on the fragrance also had a 12" penis.

[Captain Hate]

Nice use of the smilie, patricia! You mean everybody isn't packed like that?!?!

I think some skanks at work have been bathing in a "beta" version of it before they get on the elevator in the morning. Talk about weapons of mass revulsion.

[patricia]

Originally Posted by Captain Hate

Nice use of the smilie, patricia! You mean everybody isn't packed like that?!?!

I think some skanks at work have been bathing in a "beta" version of it before they get on the elevator in the morning. Talk about weapons of mass revulsion.

I don't think that everyone is packed like that, but I'm no authority.
The skinnier, more unattractive weasely guys seem to rely heavily on inexpensive fragrance to lasso in the chicks as well. Sometimes I'm afraid to breathe in, lest I be asphixiated.

[jake gittes]

I'm afraid that Raspoutnie penis isn't as real as the "sardine qui bouche le vieux port de Marseille"...The man had been ritually castrated when he was a child - he belonged to a very strange sect.

But the chicken got sometime big wings even if they don't fly.

[patricia]

Originally Posted by jake gittes

I'm afraid that Raspoutnie penis isn't as real as the "sardine qui bouche le vieux port de Marseille"...The man had been ritually castrated when he was a child - he belonged to a very strange sect.

But the chicken got sometime big wings even if they don't fly.

Truly, words to live by.

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by Captain Hate

That must've been it 'cause I read that his "hygene" made him smell like a burning slaughterhouse packed full of goats.

Consider how much smegma he must have produced.

[Pete C]

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/rasputins_penis.html

[Gentle Giant]

It was flung across the room? Jeez, you could poke someone's eye out with that thing!

Too bad this was pre-Plaster Caster.

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by Monte Smith

He said: "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept.

"Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetres."

That's the couple of lines that I like. Who knew we had Bonaparte's penis? So many penises in this country. I can barely keep a handle on my own.