Only in Australia

[Douglas]

Gulp!

[HenryMc]

Well all I know is its the greatest little humdinger of a country in the world Mate.

The Beers good
The Sheila's are grouse
The Beaches are beautiful
The Bush is unique

The Australaise
by C J Dennis

Fellers of Australier,
Blokes an' coves an' coots,
Shift yer --- carcases,
Move yer --- boots.
Gird yer --- loins up,
Get yer --- gun,
Set the --- enermy
An' watch the blighters run.


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on,
Have some --- sense.
Learn the --- art of
Self de- --- -fence.


Have some --- brains be-
Neath yer --- lids.
An' swing a --- sabre
Fer the missus an' the kids.
Chuck supportin' --- posts,
An' strikin' --- lights,
Support a ---- fam'ly an'
Strike fer yer --- rights.


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on, etc.


Joy is --- fleetin',
Life is --- short.
Wot's the use uv wastin' it
All on --- sport?
Hitch yer --- tip-dray
To a --- star.
Let yer --- watchword be
"Australi- --- -ar!"


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on, etc.


'0w's the --- nation
Goin' to ixpand
'Lest us --- blokes an' coves
Lend a --- 'and?
'Eave yer --- apathy
Down a --- chasm;
'Ump yer --- burden with
Enthusi- --- -asm.


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on, etc.


W'en old mother Britain
Calls yer native land
Take a --- rifle
In yer --- 'and
Keep yer --- upper lip
Stiff as stiff kin be,
An' speed a --- bullet for
Post- --- -ity.


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on, etc.


W'en the --- bugle
Sounds "Ad- --- -vance"
Don't be like a flock er sheep
In a --- trance
Biff the --- Kaiser
Where it don't agree
Spifler- --- -cate him
To Eternity.


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on, etc.


Fellers of Australier,
Cobbers, chaps an' mates,
Hear the --- German
Kickin' at the gates!
Blow the --- bugle,
Beat the --- drum,
Upper-cut an' out the cow
To kingdom- --- -come!


CHORUS:
Get a --- move on,
Have some --- sense.
Learn the --- art of
Self de- --- -fence.