Put it to you this way: If I was an adoption agency dude, among the things I would ask a prospective couple:
. Do either of you have criminal records? If so, please explain.
. Have either of you been arrested? If so, please explain.
. Have either of you experienced substance abuse?
. Have either of you experienced verbal or physical abuse?
. Do you own any pets? (I'd be especially looking for things like snakes)
. Do you own a firearm of any kind? If so, how many? What kind? Do you have a licence for it? Is it safety-locked and stored in a safe place?
. Do you keep fishing tackle, paints, chemicals, and other toxic materials around the house? If so, are they stored in a safe place?
. Are you currently in jihad against the US?
. Do you know Scott Dolan? If so, do you ever agree with him?