Viagra, Levitra, America land of sexual GIMPS?

Well, I guess it beats grinding up rhinosaurus horns.

Must be a constant source of jokes in the Arab, Latin-America and Asian countries.

[GoodSpeak]

I wanna meet the guy who had the four hour hard-on after using this stuff...and congratulate him

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

I wanna meet the guy who had the four hour hard-on after using this stuff...and congratulate him

This constant bombardment of the airwaves is almost as sickening as (c)rap "music" soundtracks in commercials aired during NBA games. At times I want to hurl a brick through the TV, then I find the damn mute button.

[mke]

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

I wanna meet the guy who had the four hour hard-on after using this stuff...and congratulate him

Congratulate him? Pity him, rather, considering the damage such a prolonged erection can do the penis.

[Darryl G. Thomas]

Some lady on TV was complaining about the Levitra ad. She said her and her young daughter were watching the Super Bowl and the daughter asks, "Mom, what is a 4-hour erection?"

I'm sorry, but that's some funny shit.

But then I'm warped anyway.

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by mke

Congratulate him? Pity him, rather, considering the damage such a prolonged erection can do the penis.

Oh?

[Chris D]

These ads are all over the sports broadcasts I watch with my kids. They're gonna think these drugs are like One-A-Day vitamins.

[Darryl G. Thomas]

Drug companies know their user base. I betcha' wont see any of these ads on the Lifetime Network.

Originally Posted by Darryl G. Thomas

Drug companies know their user base. I betcha' wont see any of these ads on the Lifetime Network.

Who is their user base????? People that watch CNN? People that watch the NBA? Kids watching Nickolodian? These commercials are getting more and more disgusting, along with the spammers hawking this crap.

[Darryl G. Thomas]

Their user base are middle aged men. If you're going to advertise to them sports would be the best venue.

It's just demographics at work. If yor target audience is teen-aged boys you'd go after the TV shows they liked. Remember all the malt-liquor ads? Usually black actors were employed. If you're promoting Rolling Rock mainly white actors were used. It's the advertisement biz'.

[Jazzooo]

"These ads are all over the sports broadcasts I watch with my kids. They're gonna think these drugs are like One-A-Day vitamins."

For some people, they are.

Jazzoline's unsympathetic response makes me want to...date her.

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by Jazzooo

"These ads are all over the sports broadcasts I watch with my kids. They're gonna think these drugs are like One-A-Day vitamins."

For some people, they are.

Jazzoline's unsympathetic response makes me want to...date her.

unsympathetic?
I was only wondering what the damages were...



( it dries and falls off ..?)

[Uli]

Originally Posted by Darryl G. Thomas

It's just demographics at work. If yor target audience is teen-aged boys you'd go after the TV shows they liked. Remember all the malt-liquor ads? Usually black actors were employed. If you're promoting Rolling Rock mainly white actors were used. It's the advertisement biz'.

When I listen to some hip hop stations it's on all the time. Maybe not viagra but certainly some other magic potions that guarantee 8 hours of uninterrupted love making or your money back. Some of them are quite funny.

Originally Posted by Darryl G. Thomas

Remember all the malt-liquor ads? Usually black actors were employed.

You saw the commercials for "Soul Plane"?

[Darryl G. Thomas]

Yeah, a bunch of stupid stereotypes. But it'll make some cash.

[Jimmy Cantiello]

As Dizzy once said, "The eyes are the second thing to go".............

[Dr Dave]

I don't need this shit. Yet.

I'm old, but I'm vigorous.

[frankenmeister7]

not to but into a all man thread................but i went to the doctor today to get my military physical.

why waiting for my nurse to come in an take my blood pressure, i noticed a box on the wall. it had various pamphlets of sicknesses. high blood pressure,
hypertension and so on.

in the back was a calendar for the doctors wall. since she had a baby, the calendar was of cute little things that i assumed she would put up. as i looked at the calendar i saw a lot of happy fathers holding their newborns,
taking their kids to the park, walking the dog while having the baby in a stroller.

i then put it down. what caught my eye was a sheet of paper with a questionaire about a mens performance while making love.

with this medication of a generic kind, it wanted to know if a man had the same problems of getting a quick erection, how long it lasted, was his performance good. did he satisfy lover, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend and so on.

what was his penetration like. did he maintain a full penetration with this drug.

i found this sheet amusing and took the test. answered all the questions and added up my score. i would be very good with the medication if i did have a penis.

i just thought of one thing. is this the only reason men are put on this earth.

to have a erection and does a man think of sex constantly 24-7.

went home and called one of my older brothers and he maintained that a boy who is in his mothers uterus, not only plays with his penis, it shows up on a sonogram. i saw that when i was carrying my twin boys.

my brother than said that from the dawn of man, the minute he can say mamma, hold his penis to urinate, does he think about the little dude yet to get a very huge dick when he gets to be in his teens.

so my complaint is this. what the hell are you complaining for. what about the commercials about a womens period and kotex pads. tampex and the monthly cycle. now commericals are about trojan rubbers.

isn't anything sacred anymore.

i don't find a mans issue of his performance to be a problem, i find that when a girl discovered from the time that she was born and not have a penis, that this man-women competition has been going on and will not stop. PENIS ENVY.

GET OVER IT ALREADY.

[Cem]

Originally Posted by Dr Dave

I'm old, but I'm vigorous.

[Jazzooo]

"unsympathetic?
I was only wondering what the damages were..."

Apologies, Jazzoline--I thought you sounded intrigued. I'd still take you to lunch, but with my wife along of course.

[Cem]

Originally Posted by Jazzooo

I'd still take you to lunch, but with my wife along of course.

What's lunch code for, Caligula?

[mke]

Originally Posted by Jazzzoline

unsympathetic?
I was only wondering what the damages were...

I'll have to ask my girlfriend, but from what I understand, the problems stem from the penile muscles not being irrigated in oxygen during an erection. So, with an unnaturally prolonged erection, the muscles' oxygen reserve is depleted and damage sets in.

[Uli]

Oxygen, baby!

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by Jazzooo

"unsympathetic?
I was only wondering what the damages were..."

Apologies, Jazzoline--I thought you sounded intrigued. I'd still take you to lunch, but with my wife along of course.

I'm in San Diego in 2 weeks... hint hint

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by mke

I'll have to ask my girlfriend, but from what I understand, the problems stem from the penile muscles not being irrigated in oxygen during an erection. So, with an unnaturally prolonged erection, the muscles' oxygen reserve is depleted and damage sets in.

.. it dries and falls off...

[tippy]

Originally Posted by mke

I'll have to ask my girlfriend, but from what I understand, the problems stem from the penile muscles not being irrigated in oxygen during an erection. So, with an unnaturally prolonged erection, the muscles' oxygen reserve is depleted and damage sets in.

Well, now we know who wears the pants.


I think of viagra as legal ecstasy for the hardware.

I saw a commercial for the first time the other day advertising a new birth control where you only have four periods in a year. I thought that was pretty intriguing. I would guess research suggested that it is safe to prolong the cycle by 2 months. I wonder too though how that might effect later fertility. I assume they tested at least both those factors. Very interesting concept of pharmaceutical evolution.