Take the Test

[Gordon B]

Dog Toy or Marital Aid?

I scored 11/14 in both the warmup round and the difficult round.

[Monte Smith]

Whooh. Tough. You did better than me, Gordon. I scored an 8/14 and then improved to a 10/14.

My strategy was to assume that almost everything was a marital aid.

(The roses were a nice touch.)

[bluenoter]

7/14 in the warmup round, 10/14 in the difficult round. Great site!

[crawjo]

Originally Posted by bluenoter

7/14 in the warmup round, 10/14 in the difficult round. Great site!

I got the same scores.

[SinginSumo]

Hilarious!

An embarrassed 6/14, 8/14.

[Brian Olewnick]

11 and 11. Probably helps having a dog. And visiting porn sites.

[bluenoter]

I hadn't realized that some dog toys are designed to have a certain benefit. (I didn't remember that from when I was a dog owner.) I can't say more without giving what I found to be a clue to people who haven't taken the test yet.

[tippy]

After a sound defeat (only 6 correct answers) I didn't take the second round. What's the foam wedge with the curved end for?

Actually I did better for not trying too hard and got 12 in the second round. Changed my approach to thinking most were dog toys since I'd selected several dog toys as marital aids in the first round.

[Captain Hate]

Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick

11 and 11. Probably helps having a dog. And visiting porn sites.

I need to get to more porn sites: 8 & 9. Mrs. Hate buys all of Rufus' toys. [edit] I suppose I should point out that Rufus is our dog's name.

[tippy]

To a dog, they are probably all dog toys. So how many people use these aids for their marital?

[Cem]

10 & 9. It musta been the flowers that cost me an extra point in the second run... Wow, I didn't know dogs could be so kinky, man! Brian?

[tippy]

Originally Posted by Cem

10 & 9. It musta been the flowers that cost me an extra point in the second run... Wow, I didn't know dogs could be so kinky, man! Brian?

I have a cat that eats flowers. Stupid cat cannot resist them. I can't keep any plants in the apartment.

[Jazzzoline]

7 & 6

Well,, I take it I have too much imagination. Every object has a certain possibility....

*not telling what I did last night with a spintoothbrush*

Oh la la

[Cem]

Originally Posted by Jazzzoline

*not telling what I did last night with a spintoothbrush*

Clean out your coffee-grinder? Polish your shoes?

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by Cem

Clean out your coffee-grinder? Polish your shoes?

not last night

[Jazzooo]

Warm up round: 13 out of 14 correct (Thank you, thank you very much).

Only 9 out of 14 right in the difficult round, though--but they had to make the photos so small and dark I was literally just taking a stab at some answers.

[frankenmeister7]

Originally Posted by tippy

To a dog, they are probably all dog toys. So how many people use these aids for their marital?

i scored a 4/12, 10/12. i go by myself to the porn shop that look like shops for teens first having sex. the next shop that i went to is for the "ms" crowd.

third shop was for gays and you wouldn't believe how many men looked and acted so nice to everyone. almost like the program "queer eye for the straight guy.

i took my husband to the first one and we laughed so hard that i was choking.
had to get my inhaler.

the second shop that we went into had a dress code. sammy and i walked in with our leather pants and shirts. i had my whip which scared the employees for some reason. they had every type of whip imaginable. the whips with the metal at the end must hurt. but thats why they call it m and s shop.

maybe mine was too tame.

third shop set both sammy and i for dates with other folks. some of these employees are married to each other.

i loved the guys trying to put sammy into some of the best fitting clothes that would make tommy hilfer proud.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Very funny stuff! Glad to see Gordon's keeping up with latest in new technologies. I got 7/14, and then 10/14. The pictures in the second round made it really hard to tell what you were looking at, which I think is why I did better.

[Cem]

Originally Posted by tippy

I have a cat that eats flowers. Stupid cat cannot resist them. I can't keep any plants in the apartment.

I've heard that they eat greens when they're not well, as a cleanser. Also heard that they need greens for digestion...??? One of these days I'm gonna sit & read a good cat book, instead of relying on myth & rumour.

[Dr Dave]

9/14 on the warmup, 11/14 on the difficult round. I agree, it was better not really being able to see.

How did these things come to be called "marital aids" in the first place? I don't see that any of them have anything to do with marriage. Except the roses, of course.

[stonemonkts]

9/14 in warmup round, 9/14 in the difficult round.

[Tom Storer]

Originally Posted by tippy

To a dog, they are probably all dog toys.

Once again, Tippy wins the prize for best and funniest answer!

I got 7 and 10.

[Stuckinagroove]

Funny! 10/14 and 9/14

[Deke]

How come there's no tick box for 'Both'?