June-21st-2004, 08:59 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Silver Spring, MD
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Hell Suggestions
I'm going to Hell. Any suggestions on what to do while I'm there?
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June-21st-2004, 09:01 AM
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poor folk's child
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chicago
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Depends. What kind of terrible food/music etc are you looking for?
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June-21st-2004, 09:08 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
Join Date: May 2003
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They won't let me in Heaven or Hell. Heaven won't have me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Beating old jokes to death,
Larry
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June-21st-2004, 09:18 AM
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Unflappable
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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Please say hi to Mother Teresa if you bump into her.
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June-21st-2004, 09:21 AM
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Middle Man
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: New England
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Maybe you can play cards with Joe McCarthy and Richard Daley.
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June-21st-2004, 09:23 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
Join Date: May 2003
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When you get there, it would be cool if you'd ask the Devil how much he paid for the soul of a certain English pop star. He may have gotten ripped off, because the motherf**ker WILL NOT DIE.
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June-21st-2004, 09:25 AM
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What heart?!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Türkiye
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Just a warning, Clay, no bluegrass there...
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June-21st-2004, 09:57 AM
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We are the only reality
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: beautiful British Columbia
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Originally Posted by Clay Fink
I'm going to Hell. Any suggestions on what to do while I'm there?
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Lawrence Welk, smiling, smiling, smiling..............."and a one and a two".......for eternity..  
Last edited by patricia; June-21st-2004 at 09:58 AM.
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June-21st-2004, 10:13 AM
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Registered Osprey
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: DC (Taxation Without Representation)
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Originally Posted by Cem
Just a warning, Clay, no bluegrass there...
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It's my understanding that only gospel bluegrass isn't there. However, the bluegrass bands in Hell are always badly out of tune.
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June-21st-2004, 10:35 AM
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House ghost
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by Clay Fink
I'm going to Hell. Any suggestions on what to do while I'm there?
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Hell is actually the name of a small village in Norway!
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June-21st-2004, 10:37 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
Join Date: May 2003
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Don't forget about Hell, Michigan. 
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June-21st-2004, 10:55 AM
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House ghost
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel
Don't forget about Hell, Michigan.
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It's true then as they say: we create our own Hell right here on earth!
Although this really belongs in another thread, I just came to think of the beer named Hell (not sure about its international availability). I tasted it the very same night I tasted the beer named Heaven (it seemed appropriate to try both). Just like I suspected, Hell was much better than Heaven.
Last edited by AntManBee; June-21st-2004 at 10:56 AM.
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June-21st-2004, 11:02 AM
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Six decades
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Capital City
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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel
Don't forget about Hell, Michigan. |
I prefer Paradise!
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June-21st-2004, 11:55 AM
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All I can say is that it's about time!!!!
Good riddance douchebag!!!!!
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June-21st-2004, 12:24 PM
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hocus pocus rationalizer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: une estafette
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I almost went to Hel once
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June-21st-2004, 12:28 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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Whilst you're there say hello to my former business partner and ex brother-in-law.
Also to SBC, Citibank, Wellpoint and Union Oil Company.
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Stand clear of the doors
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June-21st-2004, 12:32 PM
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Jon
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Beautiful Downtown Burbank
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June-21st-2004, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,633
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While in Hell, be sure to visit the The Trondheim Music Conservatory jazz course.
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June-21st-2004, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,633
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Originally Posted by Douglas
I almost went to Hel once
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Really?
Regards
Hel. Sand
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June-21st-2004, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,633
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Originally Posted by AntManBee
Hell is actually the name of a small village in Norway!
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A lot of trolls used to live there. They used to focka things up a bit.
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June-21st-2004, 01:08 PM
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House ghost
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by Sand
A lot of trolls used to live there. They used to focka things up a bit.
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Ah, that was before they came here and messed things up at the Speakeasy! 
Last edited by AntManBee; June-21st-2004 at 01:09 PM.
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June-21st-2004, 01:31 PM
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Registered Loser
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Altered State Of Drugafornia
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What level of Hell are you staying in, Clay?
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June-21st-2004, 01:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Bellingham WA
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Originally Posted by Sergio Zamora
What level of Hell are you staying in, Clay?
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I understand that Travelocity can get you a great break on levels 3 and 4 ..(the gnome melted on level 2 ..)
BTW: the elevator on the way down has a loop of Celine Dion holding her high note in perpetuum ...
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Last edited by graypencil; June-21st-2004 at 01:41 PM.
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June-21st-2004, 02:14 PM
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hocus pocus rationalizer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: une estafette
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Originally Posted by Sand
Really?
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Hel. Sand
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Yep. Reached Gdynia too late for the ferry before a large gap in the schedule and couldn't bear to wait. I'm sure Gdynia is nicer now.
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June-21st-2004, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,633
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Originally Posted by Douglas
Yep. Reached Gdynia too late for the ferry before a large gap in the schedule and couldn't bear to wait. I'm sure Gdynia is nicer now.
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You left Gnydia on that Hel ship? Now, was it a Greek ship, or did it belong to the enormous fleet of Helvetia?
Regards
Oleg Sand
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June-21st-2004, 04:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Silver Spring, MD
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Originally Posted by Sergio Zamora
What level of Hell are you staying in, Clay?
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7th circle, second room from the elevators.
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June-21st-2004, 05:23 PM
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User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Below the line
Posts: 9,884
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You'll want to see these guys. They play there regularly:
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June-21st-2004, 06:21 PM
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End The War
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,947
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Why wait - move to Las Vegas. I'm serving my time in advance.
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June-21st-2004, 09:03 PM
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atoms for peace
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: AZ
Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by Clay Fink
I'm going to Hell. Any suggestions on what to do while I'm there?
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Uhh, weep? Gnash your teeth and stuff?
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June-21st-2004, 09:25 PM
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Be Afraid
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 11,469
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Say hi to Hal Chase, and try to take in a ballgame he's playing in. I'm sure he's somewhere down there, still throwing baseball games...
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